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[headmt]

one of you get me a shitpost

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week 0, monday night

[liuli]

[ hello yes, there is a voice calling from the front area of the studio apartment late on monday night ]

Have either of you tried these 'white cl*w's?' They're terrible.


[ who let him in here ]

week 0, friday post body

[aubins]

[ what's up sluts. it's post body announcement, yuri is here and he has a bottle of pre-mixed peach bellini in one hand and a frown on his face.

he just walks in and drops himself down on the loft bedroom couch. ]

...

So. Raise your hands if you were sort of expecting something like this to happen at some point, but maybe not this soon.

W1 - WED

[headmt]

[hey good morning sluts

I don't even know what time this is set at. It's probably like. Fucking noon by now. Oh well?

Molly is just exiting his room with a stretch, arms over the head, like just barely friggin' dressed. Because he is a terrible roommate. He's found like a robe that is basically nothing and haphazardly tied it just as much as is required for him not to be yelled at. Immediately just shouting up at the loft.]

Yuri! I want breakfast! Yuri? Are you here? How much can I pay you to go get me breakfast?

week 3, wednesday

[aubins]

[ it's wednesday my duuuuuddddeeesssss.

yuri is just sat on his sofa with a copy of one of his terrible smutty books from the library, reading it and laughing. seriously, who writes these. ]