I really would've. [ he looks. not bothered by that though. ]
Hmm. Is it my turn now?
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When I was younger I got recruited to sing in a local opera company. Completely lucky break, I ended up being one of those "discovered" talents, you know the kind that have the one in a lifetime moment where the right person happens to overhear them singing at just the right time? I ended up travelling all across Fodlan, performing in some of the best and biggest concert halls around, before I gave it all up to join the military instead.
[ damn. gu yun's had a lot of shots by now, though he takes his gamely, snickering anyway at molly's joke, even if he was the one to guess wrong! he loosens the jello with his tongue this time, and then slurps down another shot.
...
while this is happening, he listens to yuri, and then, slaps his hand against his knee, crumpling the jello plastic. ] Bullshit! Bullllshit.
that’s fine. Also pointing at Yuri, sitting back on up his heels, tail swishing.]
Bullshit bullshit bullshit! Total bullshit! Who would ever give up the stage for the military! I’d rather they hang me for treason. I don’t want to live in a universe where that’s true.
[ i, becks, personally hope gu yun has banged more times here than either of them just for that. yuri on the other hand just snorts delicately into his new, unopened jello shot. ]
Seconded.
But again, we'll probably feel like asses if it's true!
Oh, I got distracted! Is it my turn again already? Let’s see. [He’s. Practically just laying down now, stretched out and comfortable and also. Pretty drunk. But that pleasant phase of drunk before you feel bad.]
That’s the thing you’ll believe about me? Assholes, both of you. Suppose you’ll never know either way then when you weren’t brave enough to try and call me on it.
[Hi just going to plonk his head down (like, the back of his head. he’s careful not to impale people even when drunk) on Gu Yun’s lap, and his feet on Yuri’s.]
just kidding. molly's considerate! gu yun makes a noise when his lap is invaded, but doesn't seem to mind it too much, clever fingers brushing against the jewelry on his horns before his hand settles on the top of molly's head.
his fingers are like, corpse levels of cold. i apologize. ]
they are at least current Be-booted so it’s not so bad, probably. Lightly thwacking Yuri with his tail too, for funsies, looking terribly smug that his clever plan to have his hair played with has come to Fruition. Molly himself is . . . surprisingly cold, so he doesn’t seem to notice corpse fingers.]
[ hairpets, then! molly your hair's very soft. this is a bit more affection than he's usually prone to, but the alcohol helps loosen some of those inhibitions, so, he runs his fingers through molly's hair idly, giving a little tug to that smug look.
gu yun's opening his mouth to say something incredibly clever, because you know, of course he is, when he is interrupted, because a pack of fruit snacks plonks him right on the head, bounces off, and lands on molly. ]
A platter may have knocked us unconscious, so I guess this is an improvement. What is this. [ why is everything in the future so... gummy ]
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I'll say true. [ just to be contrary. ]
1/2
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Imagine if it was true! You’d have looked like such an asshole!
[Taking the shot.]
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Hmm. Is it my turn now?
[ ... ]
When I was younger I got recruited to sing in a local opera company. Completely lucky break, I ended up being one of those "discovered" talents, you know the kind that have the one in a lifetime moment where the right person happens to overhear them singing at just the right time? I ended up travelling all across Fodlan, performing in some of the best and biggest concert halls around, before I gave it all up to join the military instead.
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...
while this is happening, he listens to yuri, and then, slaps his hand against his knee, crumpling the jello plastic. ] Bullshit! Bullllshit.
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also drunk
that’s fine. Also pointing at Yuri, sitting back on up his heels, tail swishing.]
Bullshit bullshit bullshit! Total bullshit! Who would ever give up the stage for the military! I’d rather they hang me for treason. I don’t want to live in a universe where that’s true.
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It's bullshit. For me, at least. But I did take the story from someone else.
[ i'm glad they're all jello shot tipsy-and-drunk now. ]
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[ mostly because he's completely and utterly tone deaf.
with a raucous laugh, he scoops up another shot. his turn. ]
My nickname - the Flower of the Northwest - is actually because I was a prostitute first.
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Is there a creature bigger than a bu— Aurochshit.
[is this more of the assuming he’s virginal? Probably.]
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Seconded.
But again, we'll probably feel like asses if it's true!
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[ wink! he lifts his shotglass, completely shameless at being caught in this lie, and slurps down another shot.
also neither of you will ever know.........]
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[flirt,]
Oh, I got distracted! Is it my turn again already? Let’s see. [He’s. Practically just laying down now, stretched out and comfortable and also. Pretty drunk. But that pleasant phase of drunk before you feel bad.]
I only learned to speak two years ago.
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Hmm.
[ molly your reading.... ]
That's not the weirdest thing I've heard today, you know. I'd believe it.
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Didn't your profile say you were two? If so, you're very eloquent. True.
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[god!!!!!!]
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[ he's sliding down the sofa a bit now. sharpie in one hand, unconsumed jello shot in the other. he has forgotten the turn order. ]
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If we're assholes, what does that make you?
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A liar and a louse.
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What are we all, if not some definition of that?
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[ gu yun is dea - no
just kidding. molly's considerate! gu yun makes a noise when his lap is invaded, but doesn't seem to mind it too much, clever fingers brushing against the jewelry on his horns before his hand settles on the top of molly's head.
his fingers are like, corpse levels of cold. i apologize. ]
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they are at least current Be-booted so it’s not so bad, probably. Lightly thwacking Yuri with his tail too, for funsies, looking terribly smug that his clever plan to have his hair played with has come to Fruition. Molly himself is . . . surprisingly cold, so he doesn’t seem to notice corpse fingers.]
Now if only one if you had a plate of fruit.
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What are you, Sloth? You can get your own fruit platter. [ ...
... there's a pause, a blissful moment of tipsy silence.
and then countless fruit gummies start raining from the sky. ]
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gu yun's opening his mouth to say something incredibly clever, because you know, of course he is, when he is interrupted, because a pack of fruit snacks plonks him right on the head, bounces off, and lands on molly. ]
A platter may have knocked us unconscious, so I guess this is an improvement. What is this. [ why is everything in the future so... gummy ]