[ a functional disaster is what he is. hang on, yuri's just going to lean out from the loft to squint around the room. ]
...
[ where is gu yun is a game like where's waldo/wally but infinitely more twinkis--- actually i typed that, then remembered what wally looks like so maybe this joke doesn't work. anyway.
this is just their life now, so surprise!gu yun is allowed to be mysterious for the moment. ]
I'm charging for each individual piece of fruit on that platter too.
[ mysterious? and slightly louder this time, like the owner of this clearly mysterious voice is moving around. where's steampunk waldo indeed. yuri may hear someone yawn, though, and then muffle it a second later. ]
What kind of strange breakfast is that, even... Tea sounds nice, if you're at it, though.
Tea? [He makes a blech sound.] A beer for me, thanks.
[that's breakfast, right? If Yuri is looking, Molly is just milling about the mini-kitchen, hoping to maybe just magically find food. Like you know when you walk in and out of the kitchen and reopen the fridge and just think you'll see something different.]
Then a hundred pieces of fruit! Come on, I really do have gold. Or I can pay you in kind. What do you like? I'll massage your shoulders. I'll rub your feet. I'm very good with my hands.
I'm not wearing a maid outfit so unfortunately for you, I'm not taking on any maid duties as of ever.
[ suck it up molly buttercup. enjoy your mini-kitchen rummaging -- he might find some spicy fish dango chilling in the mini fridge, probably next to the lube.
yuri is just going to check his own bed to make sure gu yun hasn't materialised his way in there overnight when no one was looking. nothing would surprise him anymore. ]
that is to say, when yuri's attention is up on his own bed, the source of said mysterious voice finally emerges.... from molly's room. long hair completely down and a bit ruffled, he's dressed in the black robes he was wearing the day before, the waist piece tied somewhat haphazardly and the front open nearly down to his ribs, which shows off an entire torso of more scar than human being, and. unfortunately, a couple of hickies that look like they were made by very sharp teeth.
gu yun plops his liuli glass on the bridge of his nose, and, if he had any shame, tosses it out the window to basically strut across the mini kitchen and peer over molly's shoulder for food, standing on his bare tiptoes to actually succeed in doing this. food? ]
If my affliction from Monday hasn't left, I'll have to pass on the beer. [ give him back his alcohol tolerance ]
I can't even remember the last time I had a hangover - I suppose this is what it's like to be a lightweight? I barely remember most of that game we played. [ that's probably a good thing
anyway, molly may have his liuli glass, congrats on being a fancy tiefling and also your headache, probably. he props a hand on his back as he's leaning back, shaking his head to the spicy dango because he's a baby with baby tastebuds.
gu yun grins a very shitty grin in yuri's direction when he comes back, however, and he waves his other hand, then props it in the vee of his robes, completely shameless. ]
Maybe you've lost handling another sword entirely. [ is this the time for dirty jokes? absolutely ]
[ he's just going to walk past and see if he can find anything else in this fridge that isn't lube, or food that has been stolen by sexed-out roommates and guests. ]
Try me and find out, I doubt that's a talent I'll be losing any time soon.
[ nothing in the fridge, so he'll just reach out and pluck a dango clean off the skewer molly's holding. ]
gu yun immediately starts snickering, leaning back like he's taking molly in with that monocle on, yes, very fancy. it doesn't seem to bother him much not to have it on, actually, and he takes a step back and out of the way, going to stretch languidly. ]
It seems people are losing skills they're quite good at, so... would that mean you're not very good at it?
[It is giving him a bit of a headache though, so he'll remove it and hand it back. Molly just goes to flop himself into one of the little seats at the kitchen table, pointing his now empty skewer at Yuri.]
You say that like it's an insult! I got the nickname for being beautiful, not for being pure.
[ local man has done his best to convince everyone he's a ho only recently lost his virginity,
ahem. anyway!! he takes his monocle back and pops it back over the bridge of his nose, leaning back against the wall. he should probably get back to his room soon... then again who knows what law's up to. maybe he'll just live here now (in the woerm chandelier for becks) ]
Though, [ mock thoughtfully, a hand to his chin ] what does wrath even mean, in that sort of situation?
[ he just sips his water. law is probably matrix avoiding everything because naru won't meet me behind denny's so yuri can kiss him. smh. ]
A lot of leaving marks.
[ if he sounds a little like the cat with the cream, it's... probably because he does. it's not a bad way to enjoy your weekly wrath based indulgences. ]
Usually some fighting. [ purple bastard combination room is a thing of both wonder and terror. ]
[ he just allows this. molly's warm, anyway, and gu yun's extremities are as ever as cold as ice, so he sticks them on whatever part of molly is the closest to him. ]
[ his terrible gremlin laughter is interrupted by this horn poking him, and he gives his face a harmless push that really accomplishes nothing. are you just happy to see him stop stabbing him ]
I should probably get a change of clothes. I suppose I could go get it.
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You don't have any money, so you better start to pay in favors.
[ ??? ]
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Fuck you! Who says I don't have money? I'll take four slices of toast, two eggs, a fruit platter, and some bacon.
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...
[ where is gu yun is a game like where's waldo/wally but infinitely more twinkis--- actually i typed that, then remembered what wally looks like so maybe this joke doesn't work. anyway.
this is just their life now, so surprise!gu yun is allowed to be mysterious for the moment. ]
I'm charging for each individual piece of fruit on that platter too.
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[ mysterious? and slightly louder this time, like the owner of this clearly mysterious voice is moving around. where's steampunk waldo indeed. yuri may hear someone yawn, though, and then muffle it a second later. ]
What kind of strange breakfast is that, even... Tea sounds nice, if you're at it, though.
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[that's breakfast, right? If Yuri is looking, Molly is just milling about the mini-kitchen, hoping to maybe just magically find food. Like you know when you walk in and out of the kitchen and reopen the fridge and just think you'll see something different.]
Then a hundred pieces of fruit! Come on, I really do have gold. Or I can pay you in kind. What do you like? I'll massage your shoulders. I'll rub your feet. I'm very good with my hands.
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[ suck it up molly buttercup. enjoy your mini-kitchen rummaging -- he might find some spicy fish dango chilling in the mini fridge, probably next to the lube.
yuri is just going to check his own bed to make sure gu yun hasn't materialised his way in there overnight when no one was looking. nothing would surprise him anymore. ]
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he was close!
that is to say, when yuri's attention is up on his own bed, the source of said mysterious voice finally emerges.... from molly's room. long hair completely down and a bit ruffled, he's dressed in the black robes he was wearing the day before, the waist piece tied somewhat haphazardly and the front open nearly down to his ribs, which shows off an entire torso of more scar than human being, and. unfortunately, a couple of hickies that look like they were made by very sharp teeth.
gu yun plops his liuli glass on the bridge of his nose, and, if he had any shame, tosses it out the window to basically strut across the mini kitchen and peer over molly's shoulder for food, standing on his bare tiptoes to actually succeed in doing this. food? ]
If my affliction from Monday hasn't left, I'll have to pass on the beer. [ give him back his alcohol tolerance ]
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But absolutely stealing those dango, thanks! Just eating them cold, offering one to gu yun.]
Wish I could have had something like that. At least then you get to have fun on two beers. Mine was fucking terrible.
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Wow, not even an invite and you're both pestering me for breakfast, you both suck.
[ yeah yeah, eat his dango. ]
Well, I remember which way to hold a sword now but am living in fear of what I've lost instead. I'm sure it's something terrible and annoying.
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anyway, molly may have his liuli glass, congrats on being a fancy tiefling and also your headache, probably. he props a hand on his back as he's leaning back, shaking his head to the spicy dango because he's a baby with baby tastebuds.
gu yun grins a very shitty grin in yuri's direction when he comes back, however, and he waves his other hand, then props it in the vee of his robes, completely shameless. ]
Maybe you've lost handling another sword entirely. [ is this the time for dirty jokes? absolutely ]
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also just giving yuri a truly shit-eating grin, posing with his new accessory. he looks very fancy!]
Don't joke, it could be the thing he's sensitive about!
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Try me and find out, I doubt that's a talent I'll be losing any time soon.
[ nothing in the fridge, so he'll just reach out and pluck a dango clean off the skewer molly's holding. ]
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gu yun immediately starts snickering, leaning back like he's taking molly in with that monocle on, yes, very fancy. it doesn't seem to bother him much not to have it on, actually, and he takes a step back and out of the way, going to stretch languidly. ]
It seems people are losing skills they're quite good at, so... would that mean you're not very good at it?
[ wehehehe ]
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Look, next time, definitely, an invite.
[It's hard to tell if he's serious or not.]
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[ he's getting some water and laughing either way. ] If we can swing it for indulgences, then sure. I want want I came here for, after all.
[ siiiiip. ]
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[ local man has done his best to convince everyone he's a ho only recently lost his virginity,
ahem. anyway!! he takes his monocle back and pops it back over the bridge of his nose, leaning back against the wall. he should probably get back to his room soon... then again who knows what law's up to. maybe he'll just live here now (in the woerm chandelier for becks) ]
Though, [ mock thoughtfully, a hand to his chin ] what does wrath even mean, in that sort of situation?
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Probably pretty athletic, right? Fine as long as you don't actually snap anything.
[Combining their power has got to be a bad end, to be honest.]
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A lot of leaving marks.
[ if he sounds a little like the cat with the cream, it's... probably because he does. it's not a bad way to enjoy your weekly wrath based indulgences. ]
Usually some fighting. [ purple bastard combination room is a thing of both wonder and terror. ]
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[ a pause. he looks from yuri to molly, grin somehow even getting shittier? this is the worst. ]
Suppose the two of us [ pride, and all ] would just have to make sure we won such a thing, were it to happen.
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Can't we all just get along?
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[ he just laughs. ]
And here I thought we were all getting along pretty well.
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As close as glue and paint, aren't we?
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[Huff! Burying his face against Gu Yun's shoulder. Probably lightly stabbing him with a horn. It's fine.]
We'd get along better if Yuri actually brought us breakfast.
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I don't see any of that gold I was promised. You'll just have to like me for my good looks and charm instead.
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I should probably get a change of clothes. I suppose I could go get it.
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