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[headmt]

one of you get me a shitpost

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week 3, wednesday

[aubins]

[ it's wednesday my duuuuuddddeeesssss.

yuri is just sat on his sofa with a copy of one of his terrible smutty books from the library, reading it and laughing. seriously, who writes these. ]

[headmt]

[Just.

Snatching the book out of his hands.]

Is there a reason you keep reading these? What is the point. Feels like a despair exercise.

[liuli]

Yuri, if you're worried about your intimacy skills, I'd recommend avoiding bad erotica. What's this one about?

[ he's standing on his tiptoes to get a look at the cover of the book.

also hi gu yun's here again what else is new. happy wednesday don't order anyone around.]

[aubins]

[ gu yun your rent ]

Oh, no. The best part? Worst part? Is that there are sequels.

[ ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. it's the second book. ]

And hey, I've never had any complaints.

[headmt]

If I have to have any more conversations about books, I'm leaving the room.

[He's had a long day? He almost drowned earlier?]

[liuli]

[ he makes a little "tsk" noise that is definitely teasing. aw, poor baby. ]

We could read it aloud, I'm sure it'd be an equally horrible play. [ but also: no. ]

[aubins]

Ranking our acting skills on a scale from one to ten probably counts as an indulgence somewhere somehow. And we promise not to cry if you're especially scathing, Molly.

[ poor molly. being born under the wrong star sign this week. ]

[headmt]

[sighing out, because,]

. . . Is that a suggestion?

[liuli]

[ looks into the camera like this is the office ]

Yuri. [ don't you do it. let the man make a decision on his own for once today. ] It's not an order, it was just a thought.

[aubins]

[ siiiigh. ]

Me thinking out loud.

[ at least he didn't tell him to go drown in a hot tub again. ]