headmt | PC: CALEB

I don't know what you mean?

The toilets, Mr. Caleb.

Hmm. Maybe your troubles are a consequence of being last ranked in the Dorm Wars? Only a theory.

Chad had to give us his personal toilet seat, you know. I can't imagine it's easy to sit in that large costume. He's struggling on his mysterious third floor, a toilet with no seat, and you're sitting here lying to me? Your actions have consequences.

I did want that discount from Chad. . .

Perhaps I have information that can be traded for a good word.

Playing both sides now? This is a dangerous game, Mr. Caleb. You're sure you're up to the task?

My loyalty will always be to Fall Dorm first and foremost. But I have knowledge that there is a traitor in your midst, and this sickens me. To turn on your own dormitory. . . a despicable act.

Truly! I can't think of anything worse than claiming loyalty to a side in this bloody and drawn out battle and then holding open the door for the enemy to commit crimes on the toilets.

Again, the toilets?

But alright. A good word with Chad, and maybe I somehow mysteriously learn the identity of the betrayer.

Edited 2021-06-17 13:19 (UTC)

I want assurances of discounts, or it is not worth my time.

Don't you think you should have considered your precious discounts before beginning a war that would limit free trade between the dorms? For being so smart, you are extremely silly sometimes.

I will do my best to ensure the discounts. Suppose I am very charming.