headmt | PC: CALEB

A likely story.

[A few minutes later:]

Your discounts remain in place. My charm and wit prevails yet again.

Taichi. Expose him.

He'll pay for his crimes.

Say, can I swing by Fall Dorm?

That seems unwise on my part. Better make it worth my while.

You want more whiskey in a cup?

I can get this more easily than you can.

Want a toilet seat?

Your last one? The one Chad sacrificed to give you?

Ach, you're right. The price is too high.

Folded little paper animals? I've got a lot of those.

Edited 2021-06-17 16:47 (UTC)

A paper cat will buy you admission, but not free reign to do as you like. I like having toilet seats.