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PC: CALEB

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I want assurances of discounts, or it is not worth my time.

Don't you think you should have considered your precious discounts before beginning a war that would limit free trade between the dorms? For being so smart, you are extremely silly sometimes.

I will do my best to ensure the discounts. Suppose I am very charming.

The war was begun by your side. Don't play ignorant.

I had nothing to do with it! I'm a bystander.

A likely story.

[A few minutes later:]

Your discounts remain in place. My charm and wit prevails yet again.

Taichi. Expose him.

He'll pay for his crimes.

Say, can I swing by Fall Dorm?

That seems unwise on my part. Better make it worth my while.

You want more whiskey in a cup?

I can get this more easily than you can.

Want a toilet seat?

Your last one? The one Chad sacrificed to give you?

Ach, you're right. The price is too high.

Folded little paper animals? I've got a lot of those.

Edited 2021-06-17 16:47 (UTC)

A paper cat will buy you admission, but not free reign to do as you like. I like having toilet seats.

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