My loyalty will always be to Fall Dorm first and foremost. But I have knowledge that there is a traitor in your midst, and this sickens me. To turn on your own dormitory. . . a despicable act.
Truly! I can't think of anything worse than claiming loyalty to a side in this bloody and drawn out battle and then holding open the door for the enemy to commit crimes on the toilets.
Again, the toilets?
But alright. A good word with Chad, and maybe I somehow mysteriously learn the identity of the betrayer.
Don't you think you should have considered your precious discounts before beginning a war that would limit free trade between the dorms? For being so smart, you are extremely silly sometimes.
I will do my best to ensure the discounts. Suppose I am very charming.
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Again, the toilets?
But alright. A good word with Chad, and maybe I somehow mysteriously learn the identity of the betrayer.
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I will do my best to ensure the discounts. Suppose I am very charming.
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Your discounts remain in place. My charm and wit prevails yet again.
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Say, can I swing by Fall Dorm?
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Folded little paper animals? I've got a lot of those.
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