[I'M IN TEARS but Childe is not, because you know what, sure, they can be friends! Molly's cards were kind of rude but tbh it's nothing he's never heard before, so eh. In fact, he greets him with a wink!]
Oh, you know, just practicing my "machinations". [Such machinations as: how to make people stop destroying the furniture with cheez whiz, perhaps] And yourself? Are you settling in well?
Ahaha, I can't disagree with you there! [This is so funny for so many reasons.] But I've been focusing on the bow back home, so I've generally stuck to the outdoors lately.
I prefer swords myself. Never was able to pick up the bow all that well. Too stringy. Too far away.
[Sighing deeply though.]
I do miss the outdoors though. You never think you’ll miss something so much until you’re locked inside for two days. Is it two days? Time seems . . . fuzzy.
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Oh, you know, just practicing my "machinations". [Such machinations as: how to make people stop destroying the furniture with cheez whiz, perhaps] And yourself? Are you settling in well?
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Oh, well, I did figure out how to open my room, so there is that going for me.
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--Was it a struggle?
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Really was.]
My advice today comes not from the cards, but from experience: do not lose track of the "phone." It's very cursed.
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--Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to make light of your misfortune. If it makes you feel better, I'm still adjusting to most of this technology myself.
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[He seems genuine about this? He doesn't mind if people laugh at him, to be honest.]
Did you know the latrines here have running water?
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[Best to take it all in stride! It's fine, everyone's a fool in some way.]
I did notice that, yes! It's very impressive.
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[ . . .]
So what are you doing for fun?
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tilts his head to the side and points at the bruise under his jaw with a big ol' grin]
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cracks up.]
Really? Fists or weapons?
[hm]
Or otherwise.
[Wink.]
1/2
[wink]
2/2
[smdh]
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Ah, to be kneed in the neck by Miss Endorsi! I understand. On some level. Not exactly my favorite vice.
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[lmfao]
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[Are you responsible for Crimes, sir.]
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Why would it?
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[dont sound proud of this]
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Ahaha, I can't disagree with you there! [This is so funny for so many reasons.] But I've been focusing on the bow back home, so I've generally stuck to the outdoors lately.
[sweats in Golden House]
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[Sighing deeply though.]
I do miss the outdoors though. You never think you’ll miss something so much until you’re locked inside for two days. Is it two days? Time seems . . . fuzzy.
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It's difficult, isn't it? I've been trying to practice, but I always end up falling back on blades anyway.
[And now he doesn't have any of it because he foolishly didn't know he'd be nerfed...
Also, in time shenanigan news--]
Mm, that's about how long it feels. I'm a little surprised we haven't heard more from our hosts yet.
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[ . . .]
Could be stuck here! For the rest of eternity. Just us and the rotten steaks.
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I have absolute faith in the destructive abilities of our comrades.
[HE'S A LITTLE SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY ATTEMPTED JAILBREAK TBH.]
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Do you?
[He laughs though, so, maybe he does too.]
I suppose I could think of worse afterlives. Then again, I could think of better.
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But, oh--]
Afterlives?
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What? No sneaking suspicion this is actually one of the Nine Hells?
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