PC: CHILDE

[headmt]

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W0 - SATURDAY

[headmt]

[Hey, sup. If Molly sees Childe just vibing anywhere he'll immediately wave and bound over, because they're friends now. You see. One tarot reading and a bitch thinks you've bonded.]

How is your Future panning out, darling?

[toyska]

[I'M IN TEARS but Childe is not, because you know what, sure, they can be friends! Molly's cards were kind of rude but tbh it's nothing he's never heard before, so eh. In fact, he greets him with a wink!]

Oh, you know, just practicing my "machinations". [Such machinations as: how to make people stop destroying the furniture with cheez whiz, perhaps] And yourself? Are you settling in well?

[headmt]

[If it helps, he's really fond of the Tinker!]

Oh, well, I did figure out how to open my room, so there is that going for me.

[toyska]

[MOLLY,]

--Was it a struggle?

[headmt]

[It





Really was.]

My advice today comes not from the cards, but from experience: do not lose track of the "phone." It's very cursed.

[toyska]

[There's a pause, and then Childe laughs, a sound of true amusement. He shakes his head quickly after, though, lifting one hand to cover his smile.]

--Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to make light of your misfortune. If it makes you feel better, I'm still adjusting to most of this technology myself.

[headmt]

Make light all you like. I get it. Best to laugh and not worry about it too much.

[He seems genuine about this? He doesn't mind if people laugh at him, to be honest.]

Did you know the latrines here have running water?

[toyska]

I'll agree with you there.

[Best to take it all in stride! It's fine, everyone's a fool in some way.]

I did notice that, yes! It's very impressive.

[headmt]

The problem is, however, I’m now a little bored of everything in here that I do know how to use.

[ . . .]

So what are you doing for fun?

[toyska]

[He just

tilts his head to the side and points at the bruise under his jaw with a big ol' grin]

[headmt]

[he


cracks up.]

Really? Fists or weapons?

[hm]

Or otherwise.

[Wink.]

1/2

[toyska]

Otherwise!

[wink]

2/2

[toyska]

It was Miss Endorsi's knee, in fact.

[smdh]

[headmt]

[oh my god]

Ah, to be kneed in the neck by Miss Endorsi! I understand. On some level. Not exactly my favorite vice.

[toyska]

If it's a vice to enjoy a good spar with a talented opponent, then my list of sins is endless.

[lmfao]

[headmt]

Of course, sure, but it also probably causes a huge mess, yeah?

[Are you responsible for Crimes, sir.]

[toyska]

[never wow rude]

Why would it?

[headmt]

If you’re any good at it, you break at least one piece of furniture!

[dont sound proud of this]

[toyska]

[Now it's his turn to burst out laughing]

Ahaha, I can't disagree with you there! [This is so funny for so many reasons.] But I've been focusing on the bow back home, so I've generally stuck to the outdoors lately.

[sweats in Golden House]

[headmt]

I prefer swords myself. Never was able to pick up the bow all that well. Too stringy. Too far away.

[Sighing deeply though.]

I do miss the outdoors though. You never think you’ll miss something so much until you’re locked inside for two days. Is it two days? Time seems . . . fuzzy.

[toyska]

[WOW THE LEVEL OF VIBING RIGHT NOW IS OFF THE CHARTS. He nods emphatically. You get it!!]

It's difficult, isn't it? I've been trying to practice, but I always end up falling back on blades anyway.

[And now he doesn't have any of it because he foolishly didn't know he'd be nerfed...

Also, in time shenanigan news--]

Mm, that's about how long it feels. I'm a little surprised we haven't heard more from our hosts yet.

[headmt]

Maybe we terrified them all away by doing . . . whatever it was with all that cheese.

[ . . .]

Could be stuck here! For the rest of eternity. Just us and the rotten steaks.

[toyska]

[Childe grins.]

I have absolute faith in the destructive abilities of our comrades.

[HE'S A LITTLE SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY ATTEMPTED JAILBREAK TBH.]

[headmt]

[Do you?]

Do you?

[He laughs though, so, maybe he does too.]

I suppose I could think of worse afterlives. Then again, I could think of better.

[toyska]

[He just glances meaningfully in the direction of the laundry room. Yes. Yes he does.

But, oh--]

Afterlives?