PC: CHILDE

[headmt]

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[toyska]

[WOW THE LEVEL OF VIBING RIGHT NOW IS OFF THE CHARTS. He nods emphatically. You get it!!]

It's difficult, isn't it? I've been trying to practice, but I always end up falling back on blades anyway.

[And now he doesn't have any of it because he foolishly didn't know he'd be nerfed...

Also, in time shenanigan news--]

Mm, that's about how long it feels. I'm a little surprised we haven't heard more from our hosts yet.

[headmt]

Maybe we terrified them all away by doing . . . whatever it was with all that cheese.

[ . . .]

Could be stuck here! For the rest of eternity. Just us and the rotten steaks.

[toyska]

[Childe grins.]

I have absolute faith in the destructive abilities of our comrades.

[HE'S A LITTLE SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY ATTEMPTED JAILBREAK TBH.]

[headmt]

[Do you?]

Do you?

[He laughs though, so, maybe he does too.]

I suppose I could think of worse afterlives. Then again, I could think of better.

[toyska]

[He just glances meaningfully in the direction of the laundry room. Yes. Yes he does.

But, oh--]

Afterlives?

[headmt]

[Hm?]

What? No sneaking suspicion this is actually one of the Nine Hells?

[toyska]

[I genuinely don't remember if Genshin has hell lore but even if they do, he shakes his head.]

I mean, I have my doubts that our hosts are really this benevolent, but the Nine Hells isn't something I've heard of.