Ahaha, I can't disagree with you there! [This is so funny for so many reasons.] But I've been focusing on the bow back home, so I've generally stuck to the outdoors lately.
I prefer swords myself. Never was able to pick up the bow all that well. Too stringy. Too far away.
[Sighing deeply though.]
I do miss the outdoors though. You never think you’ll miss something so much until you’re locked inside for two days. Is it two days? Time seems . . . fuzzy.
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Really was.]
My advice today comes not from the cards, but from experience: do not lose track of the "phone." It's very cursed.
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--Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to make light of your misfortune. If it makes you feel better, I'm still adjusting to most of this technology myself.
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[He seems genuine about this? He doesn't mind if people laugh at him, to be honest.]
Did you know the latrines here have running water?
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[Best to take it all in stride! It's fine, everyone's a fool in some way.]
I did notice that, yes! It's very impressive.
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[ . . .]
So what are you doing for fun?
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tilts his head to the side and points at the bruise under his jaw with a big ol' grin]
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cracks up.]
Really? Fists or weapons?
[hm]
Or otherwise.
[Wink.]
1/2
[wink]
2/2
[smdh]
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Ah, to be kneed in the neck by Miss Endorsi! I understand. On some level. Not exactly my favorite vice.
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[lmfao]
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[Are you responsible for Crimes, sir.]
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Why would it?
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[dont sound proud of this]
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Ahaha, I can't disagree with you there! [This is so funny for so many reasons.] But I've been focusing on the bow back home, so I've generally stuck to the outdoors lately.
[sweats in Golden House]
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[Sighing deeply though.]
I do miss the outdoors though. You never think you’ll miss something so much until you’re locked inside for two days. Is it two days? Time seems . . . fuzzy.
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It's difficult, isn't it? I've been trying to practice, but I always end up falling back on blades anyway.
[And now he doesn't have any of it because he foolishly didn't know he'd be nerfed...
Also, in time shenanigan news--]
Mm, that's about how long it feels. I'm a little surprised we haven't heard more from our hosts yet.
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[ . . .]
Could be stuck here! For the rest of eternity. Just us and the rotten steaks.
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I have absolute faith in the destructive abilities of our comrades.
[HE'S A LITTLE SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY ATTEMPTED JAILBREAK TBH.]
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Do you?
[He laughs though, so, maybe he does too.]
I suppose I could think of worse afterlives. Then again, I could think of better.
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But, oh--]
Afterlives?
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What? No sneaking suspicion this is actually one of the Nine Hells?
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I mean, I have my doubts that our hosts are really this benevolent, but the Nine Hells isn't something I've heard of.