[yeah surprise your queer tarot friend fuckin loves the star room this is not a shocker he knows. Right into the star room, immediately flopping onto the ground.]
[ okay listen, first she KNEW IT, and second it's not like she's going to complain. she likes the stars as much as he does, even if she doesn't necessarily attribute fate to them.
[ he takes his coat off, folding it up so he can use it as a pillow when he lays down on his back, one leg kicked over the other. grinning right back while he flips open the box - weed, it's weed, you knew that - starting to roll it up immediately.]
I have a sense for these sorts of things. I know you don't believe in the hand of fate and what not, but she has never steered me wrong. Or away from the good stuff. [ . . .] Also Wrath just gave it to me.
[owo what's this? Taking one immediately to eat and just sitting bolt upright again.]
Envy gave them to me. [ as for that first part: ] Fate my ass, you just know a dealer when you see one. Wrath's not your Avatar, right? Did you just do a fucking run on all of them to get free shit?
They didn't have to give me anything. I only asked.
[ bro his collection of random knickknackery is fucking insane already. It's been three days. ]
Besides, if I don't come back with souvenirs for everyone, they're going to be upset. [Digging in his pocket again briefly, pulling out . . . a very fancy golden watch? He has no idea what this actually is, just that it's gold.] Nott would like that, yeah?
Yeah, I think she'd love it. Did you just find that laying around? [ ... ] I should bring one of those boob balls back for Jester, she'd think it was super funny.
The obnoxious grump - tall, beard, ponytail - threw it at me for a reading. I think perhaps he intended to take it back after.
[A bark of laughter at the boob ball for Jester.]
Give her mine too. The full set.
[ Patting around his coat, but . . . he did sort of forget you need some sort of light for these.]
Damn, do you-- Oh. I can try this - [Okay! Going to try thinking about - do they have matches? I don't fucking know. A flint or something. But instead, a string of Christmas lights appears.] Hm. Interesting.
It's - a work in progress. [ it's funny that he's summoning christmas lights and neither of them know a christmas ] There's a shitton -- these are not helping, Molly!
[ but she's laughing, and look, she tries herself -- only to get a bunch of nightlights that just clatter to the ground. they look like the moon at the end of the hallway in the sleep bay. ]
[There's a shitton of string lights and you know how they always get mad tangled like instantly now he's just trapped. A moon bounces off his head and skitters away.]
I don’t know! I don’t know how Caleb does anything at all! The man can read a book in three minutes! I can’t barely make it through one of those—- Texts! Fuck!
[Christ!!!!!! Trying to tug them out, but it sort of yanks his head to the side and he curses, but is still also laughing because this is stupid. Eventually he manages to free himself, just tossing the lights off as far away as possible.]
W0 - MONDAY
bitch lets GO]
Get up! Get up get up. I've got something for you. Or, I'm willing to share something with you. So basically the same thing. Get up!
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Fuck off, Molly -- [ wait, thing? thing!! she opens her eyes to squint at him. ] -- wait, what do you mean you have something?
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Not here though. There's better atmosphere.
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Okay? You need better atmosphere to show me a little red box? [ ... ] Dude, you remember the talk about how hitting on me is bad, right.
[ this is mostly a joke, as she pulls herself to her feet. ]
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You're making me want to share less and less by the second!
[He'll just wait before turning to start moving off down the hall.]
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Are we going to the stars room?
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[yeah surprise your queer tarot friend fuckin loves the star room this is not a shocker he knows. Right into the star room, immediately flopping onto the ground.]
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she flops down next to him, grinning a bit. ]
I have stuff for us too.
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Oh? Exciting. Do share.
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Holy shit. How did you manage to score so quick? Did you have to pay for it? [ -- oh, right. she pulls out a huge bag of sour candies. ]
You gotta try these. They're really fucking good.
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I have a sense for these sorts of things. I know you don't believe in the hand of fate and what not, but she has never steered me wrong. Or away from the good stuff. [ . . .] Also Wrath just gave it to me.
[owo what's this? Taking one immediately to eat and just sitting bolt upright again.]
Fuck! That is good? Where did you get those?
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Envy gave them to me. [ as for that first part: ] Fate my ass, you just know a dealer when you see one. Wrath's not your Avatar, right? Did you just do a fucking run on all of them to get free shit?
[ she knows you, molly. ]
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They didn't have to give me anything. I only asked.
[ bro his collection of random knickknackery is fucking insane already. It's been three days. ]
Besides, if I don't come back with souvenirs for everyone, they're going to be upset. [Digging in his pocket again briefly, pulling out . . . a very fancy golden watch? He has no idea what this actually is, just that it's gold.] Nott would like that, yeah?
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Yeah, I think she'd love it. Did you just find that laying around? [ ... ] I should bring one of those boob balls back for Jester, she'd think it was super funny.
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[A bark of laughter at the boob ball for Jester.]
Give her mine too. The full set.
[ Patting around his coat, but . . . he did sort of forget you need some sort of light for these.]
Damn, do you-- Oh. I can try this - [Okay! Going to try thinking about - do they have matches? I don't fucking know. A flint or something. But instead, a string of Christmas lights appears.] Hm. Interesting.
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[ also, she just... stares at the christmas lights. ]
The fuck did you just do.
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[no bully. but he sounds sincere? like? Congrats, Beau? He summons more Christmas lights.]
I have no idea. Trying to get a light!
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It's - a work in progress. [ it's funny that he's summoning christmas lights and neither of them know a christmas ] There's a shitton -- these are not helping, Molly!
[ but she's laughing, and look, she tries herself -- only to get a bunch of nightlights that just clatter to the ground. they look like the moon at the end of the hallway in the sleep bay. ]
What.
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What!
[LAUGHING.]
Being a wizard is terrible! I don't want this!
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How the fuck does Caleb manage this, we can't even cast a fucking light spell - it's a godsdamned cantrip--
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[Christ!!!!!! Trying to tug them out, but it sort of yanks his head to the side and he curses, but is still also laughing because this is stupid. Eventually he manages to free himself, just tossing the lights off as far away as possible.]
. . . I really miss everyone.
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It's dumb, because it hasn't been very long, but... me too? [ she presses her shoulder to his for a second. ] We're gonna go back to them, though.
Yasha's gonna lose her shit. Did you know she's an angel?
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Of course!
[the answer is not in the sense Beau is saying, but obviously Yasha is a perfect angel?]
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No, I mean like, a literal one. She has wings, dude, they're... they're really pretty.
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You mean as in . . . feathers and not slightly terrifying skeletal ones?
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im going to kick your ass