PC: BEAU

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[ i keep telling you molly is going to live to endgame and you don't believe me

she forgets, sometimes, how much she lives for hugs. the nein is such a fucking touchy group that when she's not around them, she goes through withdrawals. but his question gets her to laugh like a fucking stoner, so: ]

Yep. I have a pack of them.

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[yeeting myself into the gy]

And you watched me spiral myself into that, all the while knowing you had them in your pocket?

[Holding his hand out.]

Give. Come on. Hand them over, they're mine now.

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[ she gives him a shit-eating grin. ]

Don't act like you wouldn't have done exactly the same thing, asshole. [ but she digs them out and hands them over. they're in a little matchbook with the eight sin symbols on it. ]

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[Using one to light his own and then, I guess beau's, but like begrudgingly]

And you'd be right to be pissed off! Just seems I have the upper hand this time.

[Taking. A very fucking long drag. God.]

. . . You said the others talk about me?

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[ she happily takes hers, and nudges him so she can lean on him, easily. she takes a drag, and exhales very, very slow. ]

Yeah. Sometimes. Jester and Yasha, a lot. Caleb, Fjord and Nott in... quiet ways.

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[yeah yeah, okay, moving so she can at least lean comfortably.]

To be so popular only after you've passed away! Truly the artist's curse.

[Really really trying to be as light hearted as possible now.]

If they've said nice things, you have to tell me. It's only fair.

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[ she's going for that too, which is why she just sort of grins at him. ]

Jester said you have a nice dick?

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[ She caught him right at the moment of inhale and he sucks in a breath too harshly when he starts to laugh so its like

a HUGE snort out of his nose and then hacking up a lung coughing for like two full minutes]

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[ she starts by laughing, and then his fucking snort sets her off and she like, dissolves with it, coughlaughing herself. eventually she tries to clap him on the back to get him to stop coughing, but.

this is it, this is how they both die]

[headmt]

[TRULY THIS IS HOW THEY BOTH DIE i'm ready for thursday mornings thing and it's just their two dead bodies

Eventually he manages to get enough air back to recover. Just still. Fucking wheezing.]

She's right and should say it.

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[ wow i never got a notif for this that's so good LOVE THAT. ]

Yeah. I don't remember why it came up, but it did. [ she waggles her eyebrows up at him. ] Caleb said he liked it too.

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[stop he'll start to die again he's barely recovered the first time]

He didn't! He did? Like he was brave enough to even look at it. [. . . ] Or I suppose he saw it when, well, the eggs? Maybe?

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[ she cackles. ]

Yeah. He did, uh -- I feel like he mentioned something about Zemnian breakfast. All of us were laughing too hard about Jester getting flustered, I couldn't hear it.

[headmt]

[If Caleb could appreciate it even through that, that's seriously impressive.]

Let this be a lesson: perhaps consider saying things to people while they are alive, because they could be amenable to things that you might enjoy. [Yeesh.]

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[ a long stretch. ]

He's grown a lot since then. I think if you'd suggested anything back then he would've dropped dead.

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[ back then ]

True, and then I'd have felt slightly terrible.

[ huff. ]

Then I'll have to look forward to my dick compliments from everyone with their own mouths.

[don't say it like that, please,]

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You could've said that in so many different ways, and you chose that way.

[ she says, almost bemused. ] Not that that's surprising, just, you know.

[headmt]

I have never once stopped to consider my words, nor will I ever start.

[ wehehe ]

Maybe you should show me everyone. In the-- [waves hand. he is high?] Thing. The magic illusion thing.

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Oh - yeah! Yeah. The illusion thing. Yeah, I can show you them, and the places we've visited.

[ she sounds genuinely excited about this. she grins up at him. ] They're gonna be so excited to see you.

[ she maybe is only this sappy because she's high, don't look at her. ]

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You're very high, Beauregard.

[he'll just say it

Anyway, getting up? And then offering a hand to help her up.]

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That is one hundred percent your fault.

[ she informs him. but she takes his hands, grinning as she pulls herself up. ]

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[Upright! Good enough. Off towards the Illusion Room Thingamajig which surely will be a good idea that will absolutely not make him sad at all.]

I've made Hupperdook on this thing. Really takes people by surprise.

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[ it's just happy hours before corpse o'clock!

she drags him into simulations! she's... in a really good mood, honestly. ]

Hah, like the fireworks and everything? I fucking bet it does. Who did you show? [ she goes over to slap her hand on the podium... and thinks for a second. hm. ]

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Mm, Harrow? Megara?

[just using this to impress mean girls apparently

Just waiting, though honestly he's a little nervous? Like. Seeing someone from your high school at the store or something. ]

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[ she creates nicodranas.

a little port town is behind them, busy and full of shouting vendors. but the beach is calm, and beau's hand slips off the podium as she smiles and watches their friends explore the beach. caleb is out in the waves, floating on his back. nott is hunting seagulls, jester is teaching a dog to blink? like the spell, blink, it keeps teleporting.

and a large pink firbolg follows fjord into the waves as they swim out to bother caleb. yasha doesn't seem to be present. ]