Yeah, I think she'd love it. Did you just find that laying around? [ ... ] I should bring one of those boob balls back for Jester, she'd think it was super funny.
The obnoxious grump - tall, beard, ponytail - threw it at me for a reading. I think perhaps he intended to take it back after.
[A bark of laughter at the boob ball for Jester.]
Give her mine too. The full set.
[ Patting around his coat, but . . . he did sort of forget you need some sort of light for these.]
Damn, do you-- Oh. I can try this - [Okay! Going to try thinking about - do they have matches? I don't fucking know. A flint or something. But instead, a string of Christmas lights appears.] Hm. Interesting.
It's - a work in progress. [ it's funny that he's summoning christmas lights and neither of them know a christmas ] There's a shitton -- these are not helping, Molly!
[ but she's laughing, and look, she tries herself -- only to get a bunch of nightlights that just clatter to the ground. they look like the moon at the end of the hallway in the sleep bay. ]
[There's a shitton of string lights and you know how they always get mad tangled like instantly now he's just trapped. A moon bounces off his head and skitters away.]
I don’t know! I don’t know how Caleb does anything at all! The man can read a book in three minutes! I can’t barely make it through one of those—- Texts! Fuck!
[Christ!!!!!! Trying to tug them out, but it sort of yanks his head to the side and he curses, but is still also laughing because this is stupid. Eventually he manages to free himself, just tossing the lights off as far away as possible.]
[There’s a moment where he seems to tense up, because? Yeah? He’s clearly missed so, so much, and he didn’t think it’d be that . . . bad. This deal, it would work out and he’d go right back to the moment he left, and it would be like it never happened. But this much is making it clear that he left. And the world moved on without him.
Then he just swallows that and buries it. Fuck it. It won’t matter.]
. . . So have you kissed her yet or do you just think about it constantly?
As I’ve always said, her charm is truly immeasurable. [ He felt bad a moment ago, but honestly hearing about how Yasha seems to be able to be happy, to move on from all the shit that happened to her, how they’re all looking after each other. That’s nice to hear too.] I really am very happy for you both. She . . . I’m sure you both deserve it. Of course, if you do anything at all to hurt her, I will bleed you dry.
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Yeah, I think she'd love it. Did you just find that laying around? [ ... ] I should bring one of those boob balls back for Jester, she'd think it was super funny.
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[A bark of laughter at the boob ball for Jester.]
Give her mine too. The full set.
[ Patting around his coat, but . . . he did sort of forget you need some sort of light for these.]
Damn, do you-- Oh. I can try this - [Okay! Going to try thinking about - do they have matches? I don't fucking know. A flint or something. But instead, a string of Christmas lights appears.] Hm. Interesting.
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[ also, she just... stares at the christmas lights. ]
The fuck did you just do.
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[no bully. but he sounds sincere? like? Congrats, Beau? He summons more Christmas lights.]
I have no idea. Trying to get a light!
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It's - a work in progress. [ it's funny that he's summoning christmas lights and neither of them know a christmas ] There's a shitton -- these are not helping, Molly!
[ but she's laughing, and look, she tries herself -- only to get a bunch of nightlights that just clatter to the ground. they look like the moon at the end of the hallway in the sleep bay. ]
What.
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What!
[LAUGHING.]
Being a wizard is terrible! I don't want this!
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How the fuck does Caleb manage this, we can't even cast a fucking light spell - it's a godsdamned cantrip--
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[Christ!!!!!! Trying to tug them out, but it sort of yanks his head to the side and he curses, but is still also laughing because this is stupid. Eventually he manages to free himself, just tossing the lights off as far away as possible.]
. . . I really miss everyone.
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It's dumb, because it hasn't been very long, but... me too? [ she presses her shoulder to his for a second. ] We're gonna go back to them, though.
Yasha's gonna lose her shit. Did you know she's an angel?
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Of course!
[the answer is not in the sense Beau is saying, but obviously Yasha is a perfect angel?]
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No, I mean like, a literal one. She has wings, dude, they're... they're really pretty.
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You mean as in . . . feathers and not slightly terrifying skeletal ones?
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[ her heart clenches in her chest, tight, but she stays smiling. ] She got her feathers back. And her hair is starting to grow back white, too.
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Then he just swallows that and buries it. Fuck it. It won’t matter.]
. . . So have you kissed her yet or do you just think about it constantly?
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-- No! No, shut the fuck up! [ ... no, you know what!! ] We're supposed to go on a date. If you must know.
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molly: wehehe]
I absolutely must know! I’ll have a lot to catch up on!
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We're... in the middle of something. [ she says, glancing away. ] But once that's through, we're gonna figure it out.
-- I think she tried to write me a poem, but... [ oh no she's getting emotional about it again. ] It was a letter instead, and, um.
[ she rubs furiously at the back of her neck. aaaaaah. ]
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but, also.]
As I’ve always said, her charm is truly immeasurable. [ He felt bad a moment ago, but honestly hearing about how Yasha seems to be able to be happy, to move on from all the shit that happened to her, how they’re all looking after each other. That’s nice to hear too.] I really am very happy for you both. She . . . I’m sure you both deserve it. Of course, if you do anything at all to hurt her, I will bleed you dry.
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Shit - no, I would never! [ she says, hurriedly. ] I would fuck myself up before I hurt her, she's - she's...
[ gross, beau is bright red. clears her throat, and then, in her best bravado: ] I like her a lot. You're gonna get sick of us when you come back.
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I’m sure I will! I’m greatly looking forward to throwing cold water on you!
[shut up molly like theyve never had to throw cold water on you]
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Whatever. I seem to remember you never getting payback for kicking Fjord out of his own room, so it's not like you can say shit.
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[ This is just the horrible college roommate rebuttal to that argument. ]
Ah well. The rooms here are separated. [Scratching at his face.] Don’t actually like it that much. Bit lonely.
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[ blehhh. but the second part gets her to jab him in the side. ] You could stay in my room if you want, you know. Gojou's not a terrible roommate.
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[He is going to be bruised by this end of this.]
I’ll pop in. Couldn’t hurt to introduce myself either. He’s one I haven’t met yet.
[ . . . Anyway.]
Beau?
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Yeah?
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im going to kick your ass