PC: SILAS

[headmt]

SHITPOST TBA

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W0 - MONDAY

[headmt]

[ molly can be found at the TITTY TYPHOON, mixing very brightly colored drinks with way too many garnishes in them for, apparently, funsies. ]

Want one? On the house.

[ by that he means they were already free. ]

[imperioso]

...

Not going to poison me with everything you're putting in there, will it.

[headmt]

[ HANDS ON HIS HIPS. ]

Now why would you immediately accuse me of wanting to poison you. Be terribly rude of me if I did that. Anyway, if it is poisonous, it's not on purpose.

[imperioso]

Accidental poisoning is still poisoning... [though that aside—] Have you even tasted your own creations yet?

[headmt]

I’d feel terrible if I didn’t do it on purpose! I’d feel less terrible if I meant to do it.

[ shrugging and then going to take a sip.

his expression doesn’t change but this seems to require a very concentrated effort ]

[imperioso]

...

You okay?

[headmt]

[ he swallows. ]

I've put worse in my mouth.

[imperioso]

... Think you deserve that.

[headmt]

Do I? For what crimes?

[ pushing one of the drinks towards silas. ]

Try it.

[imperioso]

You just said that it sucked.

[headmt]

But you never know, it could be your favorite new drink. I think lots of things suck that other folks are crazy for. I know a fellow who thinks cilantro tastes like soap, even though that's the nuttiest thing I've ever heard.

[imperioso]

That's due to the OR6A2 olfactory receptor gene.

[headmt]

[imperioso]

[...

(Don't look at me like that was a weird thing to say!)]

[headmt]

What a weird thing to say ...

[imperioso]

It was not.

[headmt]

I didn't understand a single word of it.

[imperioso]

That's a you problem.