PC: MINEO

[headmt]

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[sengokus]

[don't apologize this is literally what he deserves

but it seems like what he has on the screen is

literally just an order of a high-end off-brand japanese pudding. like this is some really big secret.]

I-I-I'm just picking this up for Takeru!

[yea ok]

[headmt]

Oh, this is boring. Why would you make it seem so exciting?

[He'll poke at the screen though, because . . . he learned to do something.



Which is add spicy to anything.]

[sengokus]

[oh

he just seems like he's been attacked]

Y-Yeah... Boring... Who even likes this stuff...

[but

wow spicy pudding that's. a choice.]

[headmt]

[It's what you're getting now, because he's already pressed the button.]

Why are acting so embarrassed . . . ?

[ . . . ]

Were you going to do something disgusting to it?

[sengokus]

[mineo watches his special edition spicy pudding get deposited from the vending machine and just

flusters worse, which is stupid]

Disgust - no!!

It's just - [please just admit you like pudding] - ahh, nevermind!

[he rips it open and takes a spoonful of spicy pudding

like a total buffoon]

[headmt]

I've got to say, I've really no idea what is happening with you right now, but it's really making this much less boring.

[Just? Watching him do this?]

[sengokus]

[he's just being a disaster

but also wow

that's spicy. he regrets this immediately even as he's definitely turning red]

H-How much spice did you put...?! Why did you do this? Why did I do this?!

[headmt]

Sorry . . . ? I didn't know you'd just put anything in your mouth.

[He doesn't seem that sorry? Holding his hands for the spicy pudding. He wants to try it too now?]

[sengokus]

[he hands it over and then goes to casually (not at all casually) get some water..... he's coughing...]

My body moved before my brain could react....

[this is true for so many things he does]

[headmt]

[He eats some! Just to be fair.]

You're right, this one really is terrible!

[sengokus]

Ahhh, it's so hot - and something like that shouldn't be mixed with the sweetness and decadence of pudding...!

[but he'll offer molly some water anyway]

.... you take spice a lot better than I do, though...

[impressive....]

[headmt]

Maybe I do taste things differently!

[Or he's not having a mental breakdown about loving pudding at the same time. He will take the water though, offering it in a sort of cheers! Motion before downing it.]

Alright, what next?

[sengokus]

Oh... you wanted ramen, right?

[at least he's slowly recovering]

It's like - a soup with noodles! And a bunch of other stuff, but I can add that in. Fresh veggies, none of the weird rotting bits in the fridge.

And then you owe me a story!

[headmt]

Please nothing rotting. I’m not wasting a day puking my guts up here, it does really put a damper on things.

[Going to just sit and wait to be served then?]

And you’re right. Is the story up to me, or do you have a theme that you’d enjoy?

[sengokus]

[molly can go ahead and chill out while mineo tries to slice up scallions with a butter knife - the slices aren't pretty but he's at least strong enough to get the job done]

Hmmm, do you have a Greatest Hits collection?

[headmt]

[If he hadn’t given away his knife, he’d let him borrow it. As it is . . . have fun with the butter knife bud. Sorry.]

Actually, I have a bit of a game if you’re interested.

[sengokus]

[omi please share the community knife - but at least mineo has at least been doing this enough he's not super complaining about the butter knife]

Huh? Oh, sure!

What're the rules?

[don't just agree without knowing what you're agreeing to hello]

[headmt]

I’ll put down three cards, each one related to a story I have, and then you pick the card.

[Don’t worry it’s not a terrible game. Just a little funsies.]

[sengokus]

Sounds good to me.

Are cards part of your hobbies too? Like fortune telling?

[headmt]

Just something that’s easy to carry around.

Here’s the thing - two of the stories are going to be a lie, and one is going to be true.

[sengokus]

Aw man, come on! I don't have a history of good luck!

[he's just whining, ignore him]

[headmt]

You’re just whining. It’ll be fun. Besides, I could have just lied without telling you I was lying. Now you have a chance for something to be truthful! Personally, I think this is much more interesting.

[sengokus]

... is that just a trend here? Me being grateful for people telling me that they're probably going to lie to me?

[hmmmm

but he at least otherwise seems to be a good sport about it, shaking his head. seems harmless enough.]

Alright, alright - but I better be getting a good story no matter whether it's true or false!

[this is now dinner and a show]

[headmt]

All of my stories are good!

[Aw.]

Would you like me to even the odds then? Just two cards, because I feel a bit bad for you.

[sengokus]

[SLKJDFLKJDF he's just STRAIGHTENING UP]

No! Make it three! I don't want pity odds!