[Or he's not having a mental breakdown about loving pudding at the same time. He will take the water though, offering it in a sort of cheers! Motion before downing it.]
[molly can go ahead and chill out while mineo tries to slice up scallions with a butter knife - the slices aren't pretty but he's at least strong enough to get the job done]
You’re just whining. It’ll be fun. Besides, I could have just lied without telling you I was lying. Now you have a chance for something to be truthful! Personally, I think this is much more interesting.
[Grinning, very much like that’s what he was hoping he’d say.]
Okay okay!
[Anyway, just waiting, fiddling with the phone while he does. He still doesn’t really know how to use this thing, but there’s not much else to do.]
but at least instant ramen is pretty easy - even though he's obviously making it gourmet. he prepares two bowls - and honestly it looks pretty good? think shrimp instant ramen but with scallions, onions, ginger, an egg, and some bell pepper!
as he's sliding it over, he seems to remember - ]
Oh hey, did White-san borrow your phone the other day?
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flusters worse, which is stupid]
Disgust - no!!
It's just - [please just admit you like pudding] - ahh, nevermind!
[he rips it open and takes a spoonful of spicy pudding
like a total buffoon]
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[Just? Watching him do this?]
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but also wow
that's spicy. he regrets this immediately even as he's definitely turning red]
H-How much spice did you put...?! Why did you do this? Why did I do this?!
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[He doesn't seem that sorry? Holding his hands for the spicy pudding. He wants to try it too now?]
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My body moved before my brain could react....
[this is true for so many things he does]
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You're right, this one really is terrible!
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[but he'll offer molly some water anyway]
.... you take spice a lot better than I do, though...
[impressive....]
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[Or he's not having a mental breakdown about loving pudding at the same time. He will take the water though, offering it in a sort of cheers! Motion before downing it.]
Alright, what next?
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[at least he's slowly recovering]
It's like - a soup with noodles! And a bunch of other stuff, but I can add that in. Fresh veggies, none of the weird rotting bits in the fridge.
And then you owe me a story!
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[Going to just sit and wait to be served then?]
And you’re right. Is the story up to me, or do you have a theme that you’d enjoy?
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Hmmm, do you have a Greatest Hits collection?
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Actually, I have a bit of a game if you’re interested.
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Huh? Oh, sure!
What're the rules?
[don't just agree without knowing what you're agreeing to hello]
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[Don’t worry it’s not a terrible game. Just a little funsies.]
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Are cards part of your hobbies too? Like fortune telling?
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Here’s the thing - two of the stories are going to be a lie, and one is going to be true.
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[he's just whining, ignore him]
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[hmmmm
but he at least otherwise seems to be a good sport about it, shaking his head. seems harmless enough.]
Alright, alright - but I better be getting a good story no matter whether it's true or false!
[this is now dinner and a show]
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[Aw.]
Would you like me to even the odds then? Just two cards, because I feel a bit bad for you.
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No! Make it three! I don't want pity odds!
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Okay okay!
[Anyway, just waiting, fiddling with the phone while he does. He still doesn’t really know how to use this thing, but there’s not much else to do.]
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but at least instant ramen is pretty easy - even though he's obviously making it gourmet. he prepares two bowls - and honestly it looks pretty good? think shrimp instant ramen but with scallions, onions, ginger, an egg, and some bell pepper!
as he's sliding it over, he seems to remember - ]
Oh hey, did White-san borrow your phone the other day?
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Oh. Yes. Unless he said really fun things about me, then no, it was me.
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[but even mineo won't send money to a nigerian prince so]
Tell me how you think the ramen is! Chef Enomoto Mineo's Gourmet Luxury Deluxe Ultra Special Ramen...!
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