PC: CALEB

[headmt]

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monday; week 2

[katzepaw]

I have a mission for you. Very important, very dangerous. Frumpkin will assist.

[headmt]

[what]

Well this seems exciting. Suppose I've got no choice.

[katzepaw]

I need Claude's underwear. Bring Frumpkin into your dormitory and create a diversion. He will do the rest.

[headmt]

Yeah alright.

[JUST NOT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY HE'D NEED IT?]

Want something in exchange though.

[katzepaw]

Name your price.

[headmt]

Toilet seat.

[katzepaw]

I do not control Futaba. At this point she is being stubborn. Try turning on the charm and maybe you have a chance?

[headmt]

Hm. Sounds like you're weaseling out of it. Must not really want Claude's underthings.

Suppose I'll need to come pick up Frumpkin?

[katzepaw]

He will be waiting outside the dorm to be let in. And then I will meet you behind Spring Dorm and we will fly up to the roof.

I promise you I have no control over Futaba's actions. Accept the advice or choose a different exchange.

[headmt]

Fine, fine, but you'll have to think of something else good. Buy me a drink or something.

[katzepaw]

Alright.

[Anyway, sending Frumpkin to Spring Dorm! And waiting outside for kitty to steal some underwear.]

[headmt]

[Well there's a bit of wait! Molly brings him in, infiltration style. He has to hang out, prove to everyone he's a non-threat. And then at some point, a window on the second floor opens and Molly pokes his head out.]

Psst! Oi!

[katzepaw]

[He's standing down below. Waving right back?]

Yes. . . ?

[headmt]

[Not doing a great job of being real quiet, but he's trying to like. Whisper-shout down a whole floor? This is fine.]

Frumpkin's too popular. He's compromised. Here--

[Just. Yeeting the undies out of the window.]

[katzepaw]

[Catching them! That works. Frumpkin as distraction and Molly as the spy.]

Okay, but come down here. I need you for the next part.

[headmt]

[Abandoning Frumpkin to enemy terrority ............ all's fair in love and war. He makes a bit of a face while he considers how to deal with this, poking his head in and out of the window, before deciding, fine, he's got a high enough Dex he's gonna just attempt to climb down it. It's only two stories.]

[katzepaw]

Well. Wait, don't -

[God. Stupid. Putting the underwear on the ground, taking the cocoon out of his pocket, squeezing it in his hand and muttering some magic words, waving his arms around, and then Caleb turns into a giant eagle. He picks up the underwear in one talon and then and flies up and grabs Molly with his talons]

[headmt]

[Well, Mollymauk, sweet Mollymauk "Died in Episode 26" Tealeaf, hasn't actually experienced the height of the Mighty Nein's Polymorph Shenanigans, so he's absolutely shooketh at this moment that he's fucking nabbed out of the sky by something he had no idea was coming. He probably just thinks a god has come down out of the sky to kill him.

Clinging like hell to whatever he can, claws digging into giant eagle leg. But at least he's too shocked to yell? So thank god for that.]

[katzepaw]

[Flying up to the roof and depositing one tiefling up there. Per the mods, from up here you can see mountains, or the city, and the campus is surrounded by forests but at the edge of them you can see small neighborhoods.

The eagle just perches next to him and squawks at him, flapping his wings a little.]

[headmt]

[Well he fucking runs as soon as he's deposited on the the ground, scrambling over to get cover behind something on the roof to have a fuckin' panic attack - he did decent enough on his intelligence check so after a few solid seconds of freaking out at possibly just getting swooped out of nowhere and killed on the roof of this building - he'll notice that the eagle isn't actually attacking him and is a sort of familiar color. Peeking around from behind where he's hidden.]

What the fuck.

[katzepaw]

[Tilting his eagle head at him curiously? Then nudging the boxers with his beak and another squawk.]

[headmt]

Give me a se--

[Holding his own horns????]

Nearly fucking pissed myself! [He might have? A little?] What? What am I doing. Caleb? That is you, right? I'm not finally having a mindbreak?

[katzepaw]

[The eagle hops towards him a little, and then nuzzles his head against him?]

[headmt]

[Oof. Bopped by a giant eagle. But okay, that's pretty adorable actually, so giving it some scritches around the head.]

Right right okay. What am I doing with Claude's underthings again?

[katzepaw]

[He leans into the scritches and coos just a bit. When he pulls away, bumping his head against him playfully. Then hopping over to some sharp pokey thing up here that mods said exist because fnnuy. Poking that with his beak. Looking at the underwear. Flapping a wing in the air.]