[Oh my god. He's like - I mean, he's not insanely embarrassed? This is his friend and stupid stuff has happened to them a lot, so it's basically fine? But he's definitely very uncomfortable right now, rubbing at his temple.]
[There's like, really obvious gears turning in Mollymauk's head, sort of shifting in his seat while he thinks this one over. And then he leans in, puts a hand on one side of Caleb's neck and bites his ear. Without moving:]
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I don't understand why this is happening.
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Haven't got the slightest fuckin' clue.
[THIS IS BEYOND UNNECESSARILY SEXY.]
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So, to be clear, this is some sort of curse that has been happening to people.
[But he's not even sure Molly is affected rather than being Molly?]
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Sure? I was thinking that's weird. Don't normally want to bite people.
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[That's not a tiefling microaggression, he's just slutshaming.
Oh well! It's probably fine.]
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Only when they bite me first!
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[Now he's just being a bully.]
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