PC: BEAU + CALEB

[headmt]

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[disreguarded]

I spent a voucher on a winter dorm thing but I still have three
I also talked to chad and he gave me the lowest voucher prices I could find but I don't know if I can buy stuff for you guys
I guess you've got your thing though Molly

Anyway I have three left so
I can ask Chad to give you polymorph for six vouchers

Did you piss Luke off

[katzepaw]

I have four left so I could afford Polymorph now if I could borrow two, and return them come Sunday. [Caleb always so broke even in a murder game.] But I don't wish to prevent you from making any purchases you need.

Maybe a little. I went to him pointing out Chad was quoting lower prices, thinking I could persuade him to lower his price. But I think perhaps we have been somewhat thoughtless in our approach. He is a sixteen year old boy and from his perspective we are going to school and the murder and trial was merely a fluke. Asking him for a spell that can kill multiple people at once with fire and then asking for it to be discounted may have given him a poor impression of our motives.

He thinks magic is dangerous and therefore ought to be costly, and I can't say that he is wrong.

Also, if I buy from Chad I will be enabling the scoundrels at the Spring dorm, and I do not know if I can live with this.

[headmt]

Next week I'm going to buy a spell that destroys every toilet in Fall Dorm, how about that, wiseacre?

[disreguarded]

Lucretia told me Spring dorm is missing toilet seats and an entire couch what the fuck are you guys DOING over there

I don't have shit to buy you can have the two this week since the stuff I want is gonna cost more

[katzepaw]

We are enemies now.

But thank you, Beauregard. If you want anyone to become a turtle, on any day other than Thursday, you need only say the word.

[headmt]

I can't answer for every Spring resident's crimes. Certain actions may have been taken, but only in jest. But we certainly didn't up the aggression to the level it's at now. I'm afraid it's spiraling quickly out of control.

Beauregard I'm afraid you have to pick sides now.

[disreguarded]

[she just puts her phone down and goes to do something else for like 15 minutes because boys are stupid

and then comes back because who is she to talk she dragged up personal info to win at sandwich debates]

I pick winter, which somehow has become the least chaotic dorm in the last twenty four hours

[katzepaw]

Winter can't remain neutral forever. If you try, you may find yourselves swindled out of couches without provocation.

Anyway, I am going to talk to Chad, then. If that is alright.

[headmt]

Sure, stand to the side, watch it all happen. But someday soon you'll stumble into the bathroom at 4am and get cold water on your tail because you didn't know there was no seat. That'll incite you to draw some lines in the sand.

Sure. Best not piss him off too, after all the diplomatic work I've done for you there.

[disreguarded]

If either of you steal my couch or my toilet seats I will retaliate with extreme force

Do you want me to like come with you or ask him for you just in case its a like
No, only Beau gets this deal thing

[katzepaw]

I ought to talk to him sincerely on my own, as I wasn't actually expecting Mollymauk to go to him with my suggestion of intel for discounts. He may think I am crazy.

[headmt]

Don't make me ruin the mystique of my charm here, but his response to my suggestion of intel for discounts was something along the lines of 'I don't care about this at all, the price is what I said it would be.'

[headmt]

But you are crazy.

[disreguarded]

Chad really does not give a single shit about anything but his studies I don't know why you expected that to work that's fucking funny
I feel like that's a Viola thing

You are crazy
Not that Molly has a stone to throw from his glass house

[katzepaw]

I didn't expect it to work.

[He was just joking around with Molly, god.]

And I know that I am crazy. But I do not need him to think so.

[headmt]

[just boys being boys. guys being dudes! gender neutral tieflings thinking they're much funnier than they are.]

Don't drag me into this! I'm the most sane of this group. My phone is perfectly intact and I clearly won my debate.

[disreguarded]

Fuck you the phone shouldn't be that breakable!

You assholes are so distracting I had other shit I was going to tell you and now I can't remember because of the FUCKING hot dogs

[katzepaw]

Fine, Mollymauk is the only sane man in the bunch, he alone knows that bears do not exist.

What did you want to tell us.

[headmt]

Correct. Bears do not exist.

Go ahead.

[disreguarded]

[she actually types this part so it takes a bit]

- Bites are because people think you're hot (?)
- Truth punch is 6 vouchers can get one yes or no answer for sure and then anything after has to be truthful for 60 seconds 1 a week
- People have point values sort of (unclear)
- Viola said if you guys switched to winter and said you'd stay to the end she'd be more inclined to give discounts
- Sally wants to meet frum pkin
- Dorm Heads can't tell us which task is theirs so if you re thinking to haggle with them by offering to get a bunch of people to do their task you can't

[katzepaw]

[Sorry but he has to go totally silent here now so Molly feel free to respond.]

[headmt]

[there's actually a long pause from Molly here too?]

[headmt]

Well that makes sense.

[ABOUT WHAT]

[disreguarded]

[she can guess from context clues :unamused:]

The fact that four dudes bit me is really
I don't know if its flattering or not I guess it is

Glad this is what we're focusing on
Caleb are you dead

[katzepaw]

You bit Luxanna and ran away.

[Throwing her under the bus like this! Why!]

What do you mean by people have point values? What does this mean?

Also, Sally is welcome to see Frumpkin. I will bring him by.