Look I'm not-- I'm far from an expert on relationships and some such, a lot of it is Abyssal to me but that one is pretty obvious. I'm saying this in the hopes that maybe it'll spare you both some grief?
Wait - nah. Nah, nah - Lux-chan? No way, she - [ you can tell he's like going through the five stages of realization here as he's now recounting every conversation he's ever had with luxanna. she did ask him to call her by a shorter name... she bit him way back when... they talk all the time, she bid on him in the date auction.... ]
[oh my god. Molly is like Oh I really put myself in the middle of this one. Why did I do this again? Oh fuck. But it's fine, probably. Look, it's best to work with all the facts.
Hopefully. Also he's really fond of Lux! He'd prefer not to see her crashing herself against the dumb dumb idiot rocks of this boylighthouse. He has that other thought but his main one right is actually Men are truly so stupid.]
... I don't actually intend to shoehorn my way into your relationship dramas. Don't get me wrong, they're very exciting. I just thought maybe you needed some perspective on it.
But yes she quite literally bolts the opposite direction whenever you start making a sad dog face about your dalliance with Iris. Which I'm not touching. I have no opinions on that, do not ask me about them.
[ hilariously he has no idea what a dalliance is, so, yeah. when molly thinks men are stupid he just - laughs, a little snort? and thinks yeah you got that right. there's an entire government based on that back home! men are stupid.
anyway he is still having just a little bit of a crisis, as he reaches up with his good hand to scrub his face. it's fine, probably? it's fine. ]
...This shit's so complicated. [ etc ] That's - that's not a thing, with Iris, it's not. [ At least I don't think it is? I don't know it's mixed signals everything is so confusing this is why i don't do this ] I don't - aw, shit, I keep telling Lux-chan I'm glad we're friends....
[ the polymorphed into a puppy thing continued to be outrageously accurate because he's still doing his best impression of one. covering his face, which is very, very red. his thoughts are just like oh what the fuck how did I not notice holy shit ] What do I do? I've never had a girl like me in my life, man.
[ yes he has but as we have established: stupid ]
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[oh no hes fucked up so hard now he has to give ADVICE? Why are you asking HIM.]
I would say at least maybe ease off on the whole ... so happy we're friends thing. I mean, certainly, it's true, you know, I'm sure you're glad to be friends and all, but I think it's probably rubbing her nose in it a bit.
[Don't ask MY advice, had to die and come back to get any sort of point across, would NOT recommend that tactic-- oh, are you thinking this? Stop thinking this.]
You're fine, probably. Things are pretty complicated around here. On the scale of things you could be doing, I think it's fairly harmless.
[Thought so what, binch, I didn't confirm or deny SHIT. Anyway I gave that to you as a little treat since I feel like I so thoroughly threw a chaos grenade into your lap I should at least cough up some of my own drama.]
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that's the exact look on ichiro's face rn ]
Well - yeah? Wait, what?
[ that's a no chief ]
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Look I'm not-- I'm far from an expert on relationships and some such, a lot of it is Abyssal to me but that one is pretty obvious. I'm saying this in the hopes that maybe it'll spare you both some grief?
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Wait - nah. Nah, nah - Lux-chan? No way, she - [ you can tell he's like going through the five stages of realization here as he's now recounting every conversation he's ever had with luxanna. she did ask him to call her by a shorter name... she bit him way back when... they talk all the time, she bid on him in the date auction.... ]
...
Really?
[ WHAT ]
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Hopefully. Also he's really fond of Lux! He'd prefer not to see her crashing herself against the dumb dumb idiot rocks of this boylighthouse. He has that other thought but his main one right is actually Men are truly so stupid.]
... I don't actually intend to shoehorn my way into your relationship dramas. Don't get me wrong, they're very exciting. I just thought maybe you needed some perspective on it.
But yes she quite literally bolts the opposite direction whenever you start making a sad dog face about your dalliance with Iris. Which I'm not touching. I have no opinions on that, do not ask me about them.
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anyway he is still having just a little bit of a crisis, as he reaches up with his good hand to scrub his face. it's fine, probably? it's fine. ]
...This shit's so complicated. [ etc ] That's - that's not a thing, with Iris, it's not. [ At least I don't think it is? I don't know it's mixed signals everything is so confusing this is why i don't do this ] I don't - aw, shit, I keep telling Lux-chan I'm glad we're friends....
[ the polymorphed into a puppy thing continued to be outrageously accurate because he's still doing his best impression of one. covering his face, which is very, very red. his thoughts are just like oh what the fuck how did I not notice holy shit ] What do I do? I've never had a girl like me in my life, man.
[ yes he has but as we have established: stupid ]
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I would say at least maybe ease off on the whole ... so happy we're friends thing. I mean, certainly, it's true, you know, I'm sure you're glad to be friends and all, but I think it's probably rubbing her nose in it a bit.
[Don't ask MY advice, had to die and come back to get any sort of point across, would NOT recommend that tactic-- oh, are you thinking this? Stop thinking this.]
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...yeah. [ wheeze ] Yeah - yeah. Oh, shit, I'm such a dumbass. That's - the last thing I wanna do is hurt anybody, fuck.
[ and at the end of that he just kind of
looks over at molly for a second? he says nothing but he gets this look on his face and his thoughts go "...ohhhhh. thought so."
anyway, ] ... it was really that obvious...?
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[Thought so what, binch, I didn't confirm or deny SHIT. Anyway I gave that to you as a little treat since I feel like I so thoroughly threw a chaos grenade into your lap I should at least cough up some of my own drama.]
... Pretty obvious!
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this hand is staying on his face. his neck is also now kind of red. ]
...y'know something really dumb? [ .... ] I thought she was really into Beau for a little bit.
[ ??? AND NOT HIMSELF it's. fine. ]