[ he's gonna wobble them over to the couch to join the others, and sits down! might as well. it's kindness week, we're being nice. ] Take a seat, then.
[ he shrugs, not that she can see it, busily making a cute little braid around the base of her ear. fluffy. ]
Well, sometimes. We make do, and I give my rations to my men, if we're that poorly off. Besides, I'm a decent hunter. You really can cook a scorpion into something if you're quick enough to catch it!
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Can ya do it for me too??
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[ considers this ]
I could do that.
[ he's gonna wobble them over to the couch to join the others, and sits down! might as well. it's kindness week, we're being nice. ] Take a seat, then.
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What can't ya do?
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Rule over a country? I think I can do everything else.
[ bad. ] Oh, eat vegetables. Or stomach sweets. That's another one. There, three whole things.
[ he's gonna go brush through her hair with his fingers now! he'll braid parts of it off and cute little sections, yes. ]
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also, she believes him implicitly ]
No veggies or sweets? What do ya eat?
meat?
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Desert scorpions.
[ he says this with the utmost of seriousness. ]
Well, only sometimes, when our rations run out and we're starving. Really, meat, rice. The usual things.
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[ CONCERN ]
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Well, sometimes. We make do, and I give my rations to my men, if we're that poorly off. Besides, I'm a decent hunter. You really can cook a scorpion into something if you're quick enough to catch it!
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That's so resourceful! Eatin' scorpions! That's dedication! I hope ya never have to do that again!
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Me too! It was awful. [ there. a cute little braid!! he does the same thing on the other side.... ]
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I guess that's why we're here! Ya can wish for all the food in the world at home!
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Hmmm. Maybe that was my desire. How'd you guess so easily? You're a genius.
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Eggplants?
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