[He rikers right over the back of a couch and sits himself down, flopped casually as possible and reaches over to grab some of those strawberries.]
I do try and be a good person. That's-- That's important to me. But I'm also not wasting any wish power on, say, the serial killer. He was even polite to me! I did have a threesome in his honor this week . . .
anyway he instantly lights up at the indulgence thing, moving to sit on his knees and tail swishing like an excited cat, already just reaching over to take the plate of them.]
So you too can be the proud owner of a pair of sunglasses, or a cat that isn't yours and your friend from home will be really upset to be missing all this time.
[Molly steals a strawberry for himself before he continues: cream this time.]
[He snorts a laugh, sitting back for a second to eat some himself, pausing to enjoy one like it's a fancy gluttony-made dessert instead of just a strawberry.]
Loaded question! Answer for an answer. What do you want?
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[He rikers right over the back of a couch and sits himself down, flopped casually as possible and reaches over to grab some of those strawberries.]
I do try and be a good person. That's-- That's important to me. But I'm also not wasting any wish power on, say, the serial killer. He was even polite to me! I did have a threesome in his honor this week . . .
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Okay, well, one. You're going to feed me some of the strawberries for an indulgence.
[ he needs to get some mileage out of this somehow. ]
Two, if any of you waste your wish on the serial killer I'm locking you in a bathroom.
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[STOP,
anyway he instantly lights up at the indulgence thing, moving to sit on his knees and tail swishing like an excited cat, already just reaching over to take the plate of them.]
And you said I wouldn't be a good escort.
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What would you have charged for this?
[ he opens his mouth. strawberry him. ]
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[Strawberried! He even puts a lil' dab of chocolate on it, because he's determined to prove to be worth all ten gold.]
What indulgence are you doing this for then? Pride? Sloth?
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[ too lazy to feed himself, making someone else feed him just because he can... he'll lick his lips to make sure there isn't any chocolate there. ]
I haven't gotten a reward from this yet, and I'm determined to get one this week.
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[Molly steals a strawberry for himself before he continues: cream this time.]
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[ he doesn't like the idea of not getting things when other people?? hello??? ]
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Fair enough! I want stuff all the time too. Been trying to con my way into flowers and jewelry from at least four people and they won't cough it up.
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Maybe your strategy can use some work?
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Probably, yes. Ah well, not like I'm looking for that sort of thing anyway.
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What would you want?
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Loaded question! Answer for an answer. What do you want?
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Don't know! Like I said, I'm just taking what I can while I can. Feels a bit silly to be thinking of anything else right now.
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I don't know whether to be impressed or not at you all having fun.