PC: WHITE

[headmt]

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[headmt]

So, White, suppose I’ll do that rude question thing all the humans keep doing to me.

[Pointing to the horn.]

Tiefling? Or no?

[enfangs]

[he blinks.]

What the hell's a tiefling?

[headmt]

That answers that.

But still, not a human, correct?

[enfangs]

[a shrug]

Depends on who you ask.

[headmt]

I’m asking you.

[Duh?]

[enfangs]

Then sure, I'm human.

[headmt]

Fair enough. You get to make the ultimate decision, after all.

Seems to be a large variety of humans here as well.

[enfangs]

No kidding. Don't think I've met a single person where I'm from.

[headmt]

Seems that way for most people. Different . . . worlds, or what not. Suppose I can’t be that surprised. Or, at least, don’t really know how to be surprised by it. What is there to do? Panic about it?

[Huff.]

In any case, I do know someone here at least. Though I wasn’t expecting to.

[enfangs]

Yeah, all this different world stuff is way over my head. It's just easier not to think too hard about it.

[white tosses his braincell out the window]

Seriously? Seems like kind of an awkward run-in. "Hey, what did you agree to this deal for?"

[headmt]

Yes. Sure.

[ . . . haha!]

. . . Even more awkward when the answer is me, apparently.

[enfangs]

[a pause.]

Uh... like, in what way? Should I be worried for you, or some shit?

[beau doesn't deserve this but white's first thought is basically wondering if this person is yan for molly]

[headmt]

[He laughs at that, pretty casual. Because, that’s really funny. Also, Beau did yell on the mingle she was gonna put his purple ass in the grave, so there is that.]

Like in a surprisingly endearing way.

[enfangs]

Damn. Must be one hell of a good friend, then.

[headmt]

Don’t tell her I said this, but I have to agree. Or you can tell her, actually, it’s funny.

[He pauses, then grins a little bit.]

Were you actually going to be worried if I said she was here to kill me or something?

[enfangs]

I-I didn't say that!

[headmt]

You didn’t specifically say that, but you did suggest you might be! It was very sweet of you!

[enfangs]

You're reading too much into it.

[headmt]

Probably, but it’s more fun this way.

[enfangs]

Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't have given you back your phone.

[headmt]

Maybe.

[This is only making him more insufferable.]

. . . But I think you’d worry about me too much.

[enfangs]

[no bully]

Not if I never had to know.

[headmt]

Beau would track you down and punch you.

It would hurt a great deal! Fortunately, I worry for you, so I would never do that to you.

[enfangs]

[indignant splutter]

Who said you had to worry for me?

[headmt]

You did say you had no one else here.

So I suppose someone has to do it.