headmt | PC: WHITE

Okay, that just sounds fake.

Why would I lie? I've only so much time on this earth, so why would I waste it on conversation I don't enjoy?

[Holding out a hand, like. Shake on a peace offering.]

[...

very dubiously takes molly's hand]

[wow now white has held a hand . . .

Shaking it once, firmly, then letting him go!]

So, friends then. And you’ll have to teach me to do the thing where you send messages to people. I did like the one where you told people I was an Emperor.

[i'm crying

also wow??? SUDDENLY HE'S LOOKING VERY EMBARRASSED?? his texting crimes...]

Uh... r-right! I can do that.

You can tell more people that, I wouldn’t mind. Maybe less about how I’m a fish however.

[He doesn’t know what Phishing is.]

Lust started to tell me how too. Have you talked to them? Charming.

Fish? Wha?

[??????]

Nah, not yet. I'll make my rounds sometime.

Someone explained that you were fishing?

[He. Didn’t really read them. They were very confusing?]

They aren’t so bad. Helpful enough. What’s your indulgence, then?

... Are you sure read the right message?

[he holds up his hand where the mark is shining through the glove.]

Wrath.

I didn’t read them!

[Ah! He lights up at that.]

Oh good! You’ll like them. Or at least, I do. Just be careful with the teasing, they can get a bit explosive.

If you didn't read them, how do you know what I said, huh?

[he shrugs.]

Oh, yeah. They said to try 'em, so I punched them and they blasted me across the room.

I talk to people, and they tell me things. It’s worked wonders before.

[ . . . lol.]

Hm! I’ll not try that one I think. They just gave me drugs, so, I’ll stick to that.

... Can you not read or something?

[no judging if he can't?]

They, uh, gave you drugs?

I dabble. [The answer is not really.] Gustav and Yasha attempted to teach me, but it’s incredibly boring. Speaking was my priority.

[what? Anyway.]

Sure. You can just ask for things instead of punching. You and Beauregard could learn that.

Well, you're not wrong. Reading can be pretty boring.

[wow!!]

They said to try it! I couldn't back out after that!

You’ll just have to keep trying. Maybe you’ll catch them off guard.

[don’t encourage this.]

[he

genuinely thinks about this for a moment

but manages to rub two braincells together this time]

Feel like they might kill me for real if I do...

[wHITE,]

What’s a little indulgence without risk?

[ . . . ]

Though you’re likely right. At least yours seems a relatively easy sin to participate in.

Just gotta go beat someone up when I feel like it, yeah?

Probably, but do you think they’ll get bored of getting the same thing from you all the time? Should possibly mix it up some.

... I guess, but geez, why do they gotta be picky about this...

I’m pretty good at these, so I can help you come up with ideas if you like.

Oh! You could go smash something on purpose. Or yell at someone for doing something you don’t approve of.

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Feel like I already do those things, but... sure, why not? I'll keep those in mind.

Maybe we’ll spar sometime. Could be fun.

Can't say I've done a whole lot of that, but sure, why not.

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