PC: GU YUN

[headmt]

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[headmt]

[It's fine you're just a monsterfucker, gu yun. Happens to the best of us. Molly just shakes his head and gives a half-shrug.]

I'm not particularly good at the thing. I think there's other messages. Suppose I'll find out if someone else comes to me and tells me I'm royalty.

[liuli]

Well? Are you? [ he gives molly a nudge with his shoulder, playful. ]

If I've been speaking to royalty this whole time, then I've been so terribly rude.

[headmt]

[He does have two of the tiny crowns - one on each horn - now. He keeps obtaining these. They're fun and he likes them.]

I was hoping to keep it under wraps, you know! Once people find out, they get so strange about it. You become a high-value target. Really, do just treat me as one of the common folk, I've yet to experience life like that.

[liuli]

Lucky for you, I've got plenty of experience with keeping royalty hush-hush.

[ gu yun your resume? wild. ] So don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

[headmt]

You can tell some people. Just the right people! To spread it a little. I’m sure you’d be great at that actually.

[He wouldn’t hate that? Anyway, walking into the common room. Stopping.]

. . . Why the fuck is this place covered in cheese?

[liuli]

Who, me? [ yeah boy he sure would be

anyway, whatever other clever response he has to say is stopped also by the cheese whiz. gu yun immediately wrinkles his nose - the smell is way too strong for him - and takes a step back. ] Is that really cheese?

[ it smells so fake. ]

[headmt]

[Just.

Reaching out to try some? Putting it in his mouth. Why? Why.]

. . . Maybe?

[It’s hard to tell. Anyway, in a moment of panic, he turns towards his best friend in the entire game: the hot tub.]

No! No, this can’t be happening! Who did this to you?!

[liuli]

[ bro you are so brave. gu yun just kinda lets him do it because of course he does, and waits for the verdict... since he doesn't keel over it's probably fine.

he's absolutely not going to taste it, so, eventually, plugging his nose, gu yun follows molly over to the hot tub, peering curiously around him. what the fuck happened here. ]

Is this someone's form of an indulgence or a crime scene? [ who would do this ]

[headmt]

[Just sitting by the hot tub, looking sad. Tail thumping on the ground like a very, very pissed off cat and muttering to himself.]

My indulgence is going to be beating the shit out of them.

[ THIS IS SO SAD. Now where will beautiful women come and immediately start flirting with him.]

[liuli]

I wonder if cajoling whichever machine junkie in this place into fixing it for us would count.

[ WHERE IS SHEN YI WHEN YOU NEED HIM! UNBELIEVABLE!!! he could probably figure it out on his own, but like, why. ] What a waste.

[ where can someone rub his shoulders while he drinks wine now?? hello??? ]

[headmt]

A terrible waste!

[Okay, he seems over being upset. Or was play acting being that upset in the first place. Could be either. Getting up and hopping over the bar (he does this every time. It’s showing off.) and grabbing two bottles.]

Alright, lets just escape. Go somewhere . . . else? That’s the thing about this place, you do start to realize it isn’t that large.

[liuli]

[ molly is such a fun person to be around, genuinely. gu yun sits on the rim of the hot tub while he's picking out drinks, making a thoughtful noise as he considers the proposal. ]

Not so large, and with no seeming way out, either. I suppose that's the point of all these toys to play with - to keep us entertained.

[ hmmmmmmmmmm. ] The rec room? The bedroom? I suppose there's the place with the instruments, if you like a little atmosphere with your drinks.

[headmt]

[He does try! He tries very hard, actually.]

Hope this isn’t a particularly long experience. Don’t really like to stay one place more than a week or so. And certainly not inside the whole time.

[Going a little stir crazy already. That’s probably fine.]

I would love entertainment. You know how to play?

[liuli]

Oh! [ gu yun's face lights up. ] I dabble a little. I certainly wouldn't call myself an expert.

[ this has seemingly made him very happy. ]

Shall we?

[headmt]

Expertise not required.

[Since Gu Yun was so polite as to offer his arm last time, Molly offers his this time.]

We shall, I think.

[liuli]

Oh, how kind of you. [ with an air of that same drama, he touches his hand to his heart again, playfully, and then takes molly's arm. time to cavort off to the music room, drinks in hand. ]

You mentioned the circus, before. Is that part of why you like to move from place to place? I'm curious.

[headmt]

It was called the Traveling Carnival for a reason. But yes, we didn’t tend to stick around too long. Crowds obviously have to change to bring in new coin, and, well, looking like I do, certain towns can become . . . disrespectful.

[Sighing, looking a little nostalgic.]

It was wonderful! Until it went sideways. But these things always tend to do that. It was never going to last forever.

[liuli]

I understand. [ the western circus that came through had been... well... that had been kind of a mess to say the least. gu yun ended up not really paying attention to much of the performance, by the end, and that was his only real experience with one.

but, people getting nasty makes sense, and with what molly mentioned about his tiefling nature... ] I'm sorry to hear that - suppose at least you have the memories. What sort of act did you put on, then? If you're ever feeling nostalgic, I'm sure you'd have a captive audience.

[ you know

considering they can't leave. ]

[headmt]

I do, indeed, have the memories.

[Honestly it isn’t as if the Fletching and Moondrop hadn’t be a mess. The way it had ended certainly was a Scene.]

As for the act— I wasn’t really a performer. I read fortunes for coin, roused the crowd, trawled the local taverns and markets for patrons, that sort of thing. I was working on a little something or two, just for fun, really. You get me two swords and a flower, and I can put on a act for you.

[liuli]

[ onefloweronesword.mp3 ]

Seeing as how even knives seem to be in short supply around here, that may be quite difficult. Unless whoever's taken our things will be so kind as to return them - if I manage to get my Wind Slasher back, you'll be the first to know.

[ god it's so weird not having it. or his light armor. it's fine. ]

But - such a transient life! To think, if we'd been from the same realm, I'm sure I would've run into you somehow. I do quite a bit of traveling myself.

[headmt]

Wind Slasher! A good name. One of mine was named Summer’s Dance. Didn’t name the other, because it was a piece of shit.

[Rude.]

I imagine we’d have had just as wonderful a time. A shame we didn’t meet earlier.

[liuli]

Hah. I wish I was the one who came up with it - simply the title of the weapon itself. It's a bit more complex than a sword. [ sometimes your weapons are steampunk and sometimes you also have a sword. ] But I rather like your creativity.

[ with a wink - ] Good thing we've met now, then. Seems we've got to make up for lost time.

[ and with that, he'll go open the door to the music room! it.

is a mess in here too. gu yun whistles. ] Have people nothing better to do than destroy property?

[headmt]

Oh, I didn’t name it myself. It’s just what Caleb said it was called, and it seemed a fitting name.

[Into the music room! Immediately sitting down on . . . whatever. The floor. At least it’s not cheese.]

Seems so. Everyone is stir crazy, and doesn’t understand they could simply find someone to fuck instead.

[bruh you cant say the quiet part out loud.]

[liuli]

[ that gets a "pffft--" out of him, immediately. delighted. molly please always say the quiet part out loud. ]

Ha! Is that what you've been up to? I suppose that's one way to do it. [ okay he was gonna start playing music but also, the gossip. sitting down and making grabby hands for the bottle please. ] How is that working out for you? Anything notable?

[headmt]

[Handing over the bottle!]

I’d never kiss and tell, I was raised better than that. [Grinning, so, so large.] Did make everything seem a bit better, though. More, hm. [Thinking for the right words.] Grounded? Everything was very strange and happening so quickly, it’s nice to simply do something so normal.