The best things. Suppose that definition is up to you. Quality or quantity. You'll just have to convince me. You'll get say, a full minute to give a defense about why your things are the best. We'll weigh each other's arguments.
[and then she's just sprinting into the nearest store with no warning at all while shoving a horribly bleeding npc out of the way so i guess the minute has started]
When that minute has finished, though, she's coming back out of the store! 95% of what she's grabbed is expensive looking jewelry and clothes. She rips a scarf off a passing NPC as she comes out but then just kind of throws it in the street when she notices it's bloody. Goodbye, scarf.]
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Little friendly competition?
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You won't be upset when you lose?
[that skates under the politeness rule solely because (she thinks) she's just being honest]
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[Wandering into the creepy city then, just. ignoring all the death and stuff. it's fine, probably.]
How about . . . one minute, grab as much stuff as you can, whoever has the best haul at the end to be determined with an unbiased eye, is the winner.
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Is best going to be the most things or the most expensive things?
[those are clearly the only two options]
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Okay! One minute!
[and then she's just sprinting into the nearest store with no warning at all while shoving a horribly bleeding npc out of the way so i guess the minute has started]
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definitely vaulting off of some dying npcs shoulders its fine]
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When that minute has finished, though, she's coming back out of the store! 95% of what she's grabbed is expensive looking jewelry and clothes. She rips a scarf off a passing NPC as she comes out but then just kind of throws it in the street when she notices it's bloody. Goodbye, scarf.]
Time!
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Dropping it all on the ground in front of Endorsi - one of the shirts he seems especially proud of.]
Oh, I can tell you right now I've definitely won.
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[but then she looks at the shirt and just kind of stares. after a few seconds, as she fervently ignores that first part:]
It still depends! Which two?
[she doesn’t know everyone here so who can say if there’s a god she isn’t aware of]