My end of the... Oh, that's right! I almost forgot. [She pulls out her phone.] Let's see, let's see. You're two years old, which seems ridiculous! You're five feet and ten inches tall, you weigh one hundred and sixty pounds, your sign is Scorpio...? I'm not sure what that means. But, hm, your extraordinary skills are as follows! Dual wielding, mocking things to death, speaking in tongues, dying, finding the party, freaky blood magic, having too many eyes, sword-spinning, undying...
[A beat, before she just decides to just skip over the dick one.]
And fortune telling! And you have oracle cards in your inventory, which we both already knew.
Apparently it's some kind of sign? But a sign of what, I wonder...
[She briefly thinks about how that wasn't part of the deal, but she also loves talking about herself, so:]
Let's see... [Scrolling, scrolling. As if she doesn't have it memorized.] I'm over three hundred years old, I'm five feet and five inches tall. It doesn't list a weight, which is good! I can't believe they would think of doing that to a lady. But it does say I'm thin, which is true! Sagittarius for the sign thing, and as for skills... Hand to hand combat, swordplay, strength, agility, grace, control of shinsu, and acting like I'm better than you! Ah, general you. But I don't really have to act. And I have my needle for inventory!
It's more like everyone else looks much too old for their listed ages...
[She's surrounded by infants. Anyways, she's pausing, looking surprised again.]
Really? You don't know? [math lady meme] I thought at least that would be constant between places. It's... Well, it's the core of all energy. [Magic, basically.] You can use it to reinforce your body and become stronger, or externalize it as a kind of weapon. Fire, water, light... That kind of thing.
You have a good eye! You're right. I can use it if I ever absolutely need to, but it's not my specialty. That's a wave controller's job. [Translation: magician.] But I'm a fisherman! My job is to be at the center of the battle, taking out as many enemies as I can. Far range combat doesn't really suit me.
Fisherman! Oh, in that case, I suppose I fill a similar role. I do like Fisherman, maybe I’ll start to use it. Or maybe bait. Being far away leaves you with so few options to stab something.
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[She blinks.]
My end of the... Oh, that's right! I almost forgot. [She pulls out her phone.] Let's see, let's see. You're two years old, which seems ridiculous! You're five feet and ten inches tall, you weigh one hundred and sixty pounds, your sign is Scorpio...? I'm not sure what that means. But, hm, your extraordinary skills are as follows! Dual wielding, mocking things to death, speaking in tongues, dying, finding the party, freaky blood magic, having too many eyes, sword-spinning, undying...
[A beat, before she just decides to just skip over the dick one.]
And fortune telling! And you have oracle cards in your inventory, which we both already knew.
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I have no idea what a Scorpio is either.
[Hm.]
What about yours?
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[She briefly thinks about how that wasn't part of the deal, but she also loves talking about herself, so:]
Let's see... [Scrolling, scrolling. As if she doesn't have it memorized.] I'm over three hundred years old, I'm five feet and five inches tall. It doesn't list a weight, which is good! I can't believe they would think of doing that to a lady. But it does say I'm thin, which is true! Sagittarius for the sign thing, and as for skills... Hand to hand combat, swordplay, strength, agility, grace, control of shinsu, and acting like I'm better than you! Ah, general you. But I don't really have to act. And I have my needle for inventory!
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[That’s a pretty normal age, actually, it just means she isn’t human. Or tiefling. Mystery! It’s probably fine.]
What “shinsu”?
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[She's surrounded by infants. Anyways, she's pausing, looking surprised again.]
Really? You don't know? [math lady meme] I thought at least that would be constant between places. It's... Well, it's the core of all energy. [Magic, basically.] You can use it to reinforce your body and become stronger, or externalize it as a kind of weapon. Fire, water, light... That kind of thing.
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[dont]
Ah - so, magic. Simple enough. So you’re . . . a wizard? No, you don’t seem the type. Something else then.
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[She nods.]
You have a good eye! You're right. I can use it if I ever absolutely need to, but it's not my specialty. That's a wave controller's job. [Translation: magician.] But I'm a fisherman! My job is to be at the center of the battle, taking out as many enemies as I can. Far range combat doesn't really suit me.
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Fisherman! Oh, in that case, I suppose I fill a similar role. I do like Fisherman, maybe I’ll start to use it. Or maybe bait. Being far away leaves you with so few options to stab something.
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[She nods in understanding, though!]
It's much more exciting to be closer to whoever you're facing.