PC: THIS GUY

[headmt]

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[unrecked]

I would say sure, you'll just tattle on me, and you probably will. But you told me you lie all the time. So maybe I'm banking on you lying.

[He is just bullshitting.]

It'd be over faster, but it'd probably be a lot worse. Guess I don't have a choice. Will just have to get used to--what? Eight weeks? And all this weird friendship-y downtime. [There is a REALLY long pause here. A really long debating one.] ...

...Sorry about the gun. I just don't care for people trying to manhandle me.

[Jason has problems with authority? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.]

[headmt]

I'm many things but I'm not a tattler.

[ He doesn't look up at the apology, because it's actually very sweet and he doesn't want to push his luck with it, but he's clearly grinning a bit. ]

Eight weeks of weird friendship-y time. At least. Hopefully not longer. [ But waving a hand over his shoulder. ] Consider it forgotten already. Except when I need a reason to mildly bitch about something or other.

[unrecked]

You really shouldn't forgive someone who pointed a gun at you and called you Satan, you know. Why can't you just be petty and hold a grudge like the rest of us?

[Don't just leave them to be unhinged and awful on their own.]

[headmt]

I'm annoying, it's a large part of my charm.

[ Though: ]

What is a Satan, exactly?

[unrecked]

I can tell.

[How do you describe Satan.]

Uh. The Devil? The Boogeyman? Never seen or met him, shockingly. Big red dude who looks like a very ugly version of you who rules over Hell. Uh--did you go in the hell door in the hallway? Saw him in there with Yoo.

[headmt]

Ah, a tiefling slur. Got it.

[ he doesn't seem THAT insulted. ]

[unrecked]

Yeah. I guess a sorry won’t cut it for that. Bad habit of running my mouth when I’m mad.

[Or cornered maybe, but he does not say this. Anyhow, he’s unfortunately self aware!]

[headmt]

The sorry is fine, I already accepted it. Anyway, hardly about to sit here and be insulted by an insulted when I didn't even know what it meant.

[unrecked]

Fair. You learn to tackle every dude who won’t take their clothes off at space camp?

[He glances down.]

[headmt]

No. I just won them over and charmed them into it.

[ winking at him. ]

[unrecked]

Damn, I was the exception? Not sure what that says about me.

[He just gives Molly a LOOK at the wink.]

[headmt]

Are we gonna pretend the other way would have worked? You already had people asking you nicely!

[ Grinning at him, completely unashamed. ]

[unrecked]

Did I? I don't think I did. I think Harrowhawk blew the horn to summon the Valkyries, and then you got so excited you said, "If I run and leap at Jason Todd, he will most certainly catch me in his arms."

[STOP GRINNING]

[headmt]

I'm not going to pretend I don't like a strong opening salvo ...

[ he won't. he's finished his flask mostly by this point, so he's just buzzed and annoying now. ]

I suppose you were polite enough to say sorry about the gun, so, if I were a really forgiving guy I'd say a sorry about the aggression. But, I dunno. Seems too easy.

[unrecked]

[He looks quickly down at Molly again and raises both brows. Bro.]

I'm the last person who won't validate you for having too much aggression. You've got the wrong guy for that.