I would say sure, you'll just tattle on me, and you probably will. But you told me you lie all the time. So maybe I'm banking on you lying.

[He is just bullshitting.]

It'd be over faster, but it'd probably be a lot worse. Guess I don't have a choice. Will just have to get used to--what? Eight weeks? And all this weird friendship-y downtime. [There is a REALLY long pause here. A really long debating one.] ...

...Sorry about the gun. I just don't care for people trying to manhandle me.

[Jason has problems with authority? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.]