[He just kisses her on the head? he'll do that now.]
And look - I've made my offer. You know my opinion. There's ... I won't say it's perfect. Far from it. There's fucking war, and slavers with glaives, and wearing bones will probably get you funny looks, but there's also flowers and circuses and Jester's attractive mother. Things balance out. You've got choices.
[He's allowed, actually. She scrunches up her stupid ugly cry face, but that's all.
Anyway, that all doesn't sound too bad. Flowers might be nice. War is nothing new. Slavers with glaives isn't so bad, because she would be there to fucking ruin anyone who tried to hurt him. There just aren't really any excuses left to say no to. Oh, the fucking Revenant Beasts, but. . . she's just a failed Lyctor. Are they really going to follow her?
She sighs.]
Wearing bones tends to disconcert in any universe. That is rather the point of it.
[. . .]
I won't say yes just yet, but I will give it serious thought. Can you accept that?
Well I've got glowing red eyes and the blood of devils and fiends and I can still get into most bars in town, so it likely won't be a huge problem.
[revenant beasts sound rad from the name alone do NOT explain more. its harrows world so theyre probably horrible but what is life without some cool monsters.]
Alright. Fair enough. [...] Even if something happens to me, you can still go.
anyway at that question, well. he can sort of grasp it? why was he so angry? he immediately sounds a little distant and confused.]
No, I-- wasn't angry about that. That was just a thing that happened. Or maybe it was that? I had a conversation with someone. I told Greed I was going to do something. Be someone a bit different. Funny, I can't ...
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[He just kisses her on the head? he'll do that now.]
And look - I've made my offer. You know my opinion. There's ... I won't say it's perfect. Far from it. There's fucking war, and slavers with glaives, and wearing bones will probably get you funny looks, but there's also flowers and circuses and Jester's attractive mother. Things balance out. You've got choices.
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Anyway, that all doesn't sound too bad. Flowers might be nice. War is nothing new. Slavers with glaives isn't so bad, because she would be there to fucking ruin anyone who tried to hurt him. There just aren't really any excuses left to say no to. Oh, the fucking Revenant Beasts, but. . . she's just a failed Lyctor. Are they really going to follow her?
She sighs.]
Wearing bones tends to disconcert in any universe. That is rather the point of it.
[. . .]
I won't say yes just yet, but I will give it serious thought. Can you accept that?
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[revenant beasts sound rad from the name alone do NOT explain more. its harrows world so theyre probably horrible but what is life without some cool monsters.]
Alright. Fair enough. [...] Even if something happens to me, you can still go.
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[They are rad, but Mollymauk would not like them. She just sort of looks up at him, eyes red and face a little puffy and streaked, scowling.]
Nothing is going to happen to you. If it does, I'll go back to making soup for saints out of sheer spite. Don't test me.
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[He huffs though at the soup comment.]
But I won't test you.
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[So that's that. Don't die, idiot. You're holding the child leash for the saddest baby in the world.]
. . . When you said you were angry, what does that mean? Because you were killed?
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anyway at that question, well. he can sort of grasp it? why was he so angry? he immediately sounds a little distant and confused.]
No, I-- wasn't angry about that. That was just a thing that happened. Or maybe it was that? I had a conversation with someone. I told Greed I was going to do something. Be someone a bit different. Funny, I can't ...
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[She just wanted to make sure it wasn't anything she had to be wary of, when it sounded so vague, but.]
That's all taken care of.